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As soon as Madeline had left the apartment, Edgar had been running calculations to compute how love could be possible between himself, Moles, and Madeline. And in all that processing, he could only find one solution.
aka computer wants a relationship with its owner and said owners girlfriend , doesn't know what polyamory is , explodes (this was how i debated summarising the movie to my mom when i convinced her to watch with it me lol)
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To Have Loved and Lost by splinteredsweets (vodkapoems)
Fandoms: Wreck-It Ralph (Movies)
26 Jun 2025
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Fix-It Felix Jr and Turbo were known throughout the arcade to be close pals. Anyone could tell from the shiny gold trophy displayed amongst the wall of medals or simply by the way Turbo always seemed to be over at the Niceland penthouse.
But after a certain event in 1987, how do things change so drastically? Do these old acquaintances still think of the other, and how do they feel about their past relationship together?
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that one headcanon where felix and turbo exchange awards and they think about each other sometimes -
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Yu Narukami was leaving Inaba soon, and if Adachi didn't get the words out now, he never would.
And if he was never going to see him again...
What the hell.
Why not let himself get all sentimental?
What left did he have to lose?or -
the last bit of the letter adachi sends at the end of the true golden ending i KNOW exists but atlus didn't bother writing so i had to write it myself -
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jack and john get replaced by the captain and shotgun man on the case of the escaped convict , bob velseb . they , surprisingly , do not do a good job in the former cops' place .
born from a silly idea i had once where i thought 'maybe the captain and shotgun man would do a better job actually' before thinking for two seconds and realising 'yeah maybe not'
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“I had a perfectly plotted exit, and you're throwing it away as well as possibly our lives just to fuel your adrenaline addiction?” Owen shouted behind him vaulting down a flight of stairs several steps at a time.
Well that seemed a bit unfair, although mostly true. It's not as though Curt didn't care about the work his partner had put in to ensure their success, but he didn't see why they absolutely had to follow through with the plan when a more fun and still-executable escape could be easily implemented.
The thrill of the escape was part of Curt's liking for blowing up buildings, sure; Owen hadn’t been wrong about that. But the other, more important reason was seeing how his partner looked in the aftermath.
or - why curt might have such an affinity for explosions and how it affects his and owen's relationship
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Miles and Madeline are now married, but Miles can't stop thinking about a certain desktop computer that changed his life.
After coming clean to Madeline, the two work together to bring him back home so that Miles can make amends and they can all kiss.
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30 May 2026
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"Sorry To Master Break It To You, Officer..." by CemeteryCircus
Fandoms: The LEGO Movie (2014), The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (2019)
24 Jun 2019
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Emmet pat the side of the truck, opening the drivers side door and half climbing inside before he turned back to Rex.
“I’m gonna go get the hauler so we can bring these into town. Can you please stay out of trouble for the fifteen minutes I’m gonna be gone?”
“Damn, Emmet! Do you honestly have that little faith in me?”
Emmet gave Rex a look and Rex waved him off with a half-assed promise that he would behave himself. Emmet smiled and clambered the rest of the way into the truck, starting it up and driving off towards their house. Pfft. Fifteen minutes. What trouble could he possibly get into in fifteen minutes?
“Stop right there! Hands where I can see’em!”
“You’ve gotta be joking.”
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- Part 3 of Paradoxus Rex
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21 May 2026
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Jack in the Box by Hawkscape
Fandoms: The LEGO Movie (2014), The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
20 Jun 2020
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If Bats hates Joker, Joker loves Bats, Bats loves Jack, Jack loves Bats, Jack likes Bruce, Bruce loves Jack, Joker likes Bruce, and Bruce hates Joker...then who's flying the relationship?
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Joker has to get out of the house and just happens to get out of the house at Bruce Wayne's house.- Language:
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17 May 2026
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Rebuild by MalisonQuill
Fandoms: The LEGO Movie (2014), The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (2019)
21 Jul 2019
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Instead of being erased from existence, Rex finds himself not only alive, but back in his original timeline.
Alone, without a plan to drive him on, a changed perspective on everything, and faced with his old friends who never came back for him, Rex must decide what to do with the second chance at life he'd been given.
What would he do? Who even was he anymore? Could he really be something other than a bad guy?
And does he have it in him to learn to trust his friends again?
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- Part 1 of Rex Brickowski AU
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30 Apr 2026
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This is Better Than the Two Boats by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: The LEGO Batman Movie (2017), The LEGO Movie (2014), Batman - All Media Types
03 Jul 2024
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Everything should be fine now, except it isn't. Why does Batman still seem to brush Joker off? Why won't he listen to anything Joker says? Why won't he just get that they're supposed to be best enemies now?
Well. Maybe his roommate Bruce Wayne can help.
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27 Apr 2026