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    There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.

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    16 Apr 2025

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    Cedric wakes up on the day the Champions for the Triwizard Tournament are selected feeling like he’s forgetting something very important. As Potter gets pulled into the tournament, he begins to realize there’s a gut instinct in him that he needs to listen to because everything is not as it appears. And that’s not including the weird dreams he keeps having.

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    09 Apr 2025

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    Harry Potter truly didn’t think that he could have a worse birthday after the Dobby incident last year, but it seemed that fate was yet again determined to prove him wrong. After he accidentally blew up his aunt, he wasn’t able to escape from the Dursleys and things just took a turn for the worse. When he collapses after class in the first week of school, the extent of the abuse he has faced is uncovered and Harry is at a loss for what he can do next.

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    29 Mar 2025

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    18 Mar 2025

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    Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
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    "What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."

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    17 Mar 2025