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That Girl's Not Right in the Brain by EmoHobbit (vampirehubby)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Jun 2026
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An early morning for Bilbo becomes a time of reflection on his body and how desperate he is to hide it from his friends, certain that their approval of him hinges on his ability to present as masculine as they do. But the burglar has no idea what dwarves really care about in regards to the masculine and the feminine, and everything else.
Rated Teen and Up for minor language.
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The Beast at the end of Bagshot Row by EmoHobbit (vampirehubby)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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Frodo has moved into the smial at the end of Bagshot Row, but between his nightmares and the rumors of a strange monster living in Bag-End, he's not feeling too settled in. His Uncle and his strange stories about dwarves and dragons and riddles are of some comfort, but Frodo just can't shake the feeling one night that something is hiding in the shadows. Something with fangs of pure silver and eyes that could turn you to stone, something with claws like a bear and a tail like a great drake, with a roar that can shake mountains. Something that eats little faunts that stay up past their bedtime.
Oh, Mr. Baggins, what on earth have you brought into the Shire?
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Into the Mountain We Wander (Alt Title: Wishful Thinking) by EmoHobbit (vampirehubby)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
29 Apr 2026
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After not hearing from their dear former burglar for over a year, rumors of a lost hobbit child reach the Lonely Mountain, and Erebor's two princes make it their mission to find him and keep him safe. Meanwhile, that former burglar has lost his dear nephew in the Mirkwood, and seeks him out.
Unbeknownst to him, that boy talks a lot about his uncle's adventures.
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This wasn't the first time Ray wondered what made Mikey tick, but it would probably be the last.
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Frank hasn't been eating again, and Gerard's a little worried.
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Harbors of my own by bishkebab for Peony_Broadbelt_of_Buckland
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 Jun 2024
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“Question,” said Tilda, kicking her still-muddy legs idly under the dinner table, “Are mermaids still called mermaids if they live in fresh water?”
Wherein Thranduil is a merman and Bard is. Well. A bit of a disaster.
Bookmarked by EmoHobbit (vampirehubby)
11 Jul 2026
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Dwarf's in Sheep's Clothing by writing_among_lilypads
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Jun 2023
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*wakes up in cold sweat* what if BILBO was the emotionally distant one???
“Right so, courting went badly. He tried to–” began Dwalin.
“Yes exactly! But I didn’t fall for it!” said Bilbo.
“Then you do not like him?”
“Of course I do!”Bilbo is thoroughly disoriented when Thorin starts treating him as a friend, after weeks of quite explicit hostility. Even more when he cannot deny that Thorin is flirting with him. Almost, he allows himself to believe the dwarf could be genuine in his care. That's before he recognizes the pattern for what it is; a wicked trick to rip the only friends Bilbo ever truly had from him. He refuses to be deceived like that again.
Thorin is mostly confused and hurt, when his attempts at courting seem to result in pure fury and hatred.
Bookmarked by EmoHobbit (vampirehubby)
12 Apr 2026