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incompatible by ThunderAndYearning
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Jul 2023
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Gideon is Harrow’s first everything: first rival, first friend, first fight, and first time. None of their friends are aware of their past, though, as their first time together is an awkward, embarrassing, and, quite honestly, painful memory, if Gideon had to be honest.
But during a Saturday night, with the gang hanging out together and everyone a bit drunk on beer and wine, Gideon ends up talking about that one night as 'her-worst-lay-ever.'
It’s pretty surprising when Harrow has a completely different way of looking at it.
Or, the Bad Lay AU
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09 Apr 2026
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even in the tremor by sinshine
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 May 2024
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Harrow kept her eyes on the horizon. "Do I disappoint you, honored wife?"
Gideon was starting to think that 'honored wife' was a placeholder for 'fucking asshole' or something similar. "Not at all. I think more girls should aspire to be gremlins when they grow up."
[God has been absent for centuries and BoE conquers the Houses. To solidify their claim, they have the daughter of Commander Wake marry one of the House officials.]
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02 Apr 2026
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I’ll pretend being with you doesn’t feel like drowning by amidnightsurgery
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Sep 2023
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“So you want to shake off Ianthe and I want to make Corona see me as a legit romantic prospect. I have the perfect plan,” Gideon said, her eyes glowing in the way that told Harrow she was much drunker than she’d been letting on.
“That’s not a comforting statement coming from you,” Harrow replied, knowing she was definitely not drunk enough for whatever Gideon was about to say.
“We should pretend to date each other."
“No,” Harrow said. “Absolutely not.”
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Harrow agrees to fake-date Gideon and it goes completely smoothly and according to plan.Just kidding, it's an absolute disaster of pining and repressed feelings.
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01 Feb 2026
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the bet by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Apr 2026
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“You should make it more interesting,” Coronabeth laughs, with a beer bottle in her hand and a scheming smile on her full red lips.
“How?” Gideon asks, her body bent over the pool table, aiming for a risky shot.
“Make a bet or something. Something dare-y. Something that would really make you work hard to win, you know?” She taps a long index on her chin while biting her lips, pensive.
“Like, what?” Gideon prods, taking a sip of her beer.
“Like, if Harrow wins, you have to give her head for a month.”
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Harrow and Gideon really enjoy bickering with each other, which is something that every one of their friends has noticed by now. When Coronabeth proposes an indecent bet to push them together (while a bit tipsy, to be fair), no one really pays much mind to what happens after. The problem is, God forbid one of them steps away from the challenge.
Or, ‘Honestly, we all headcanon Gideon as a pussy-eating champion. Now she has to give head for 30 days AU’
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- Part 2 of Oral Fixation Griddlehark AUs
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29 Dec 2025
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as long as you want by antant616
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
23 Nov 2022
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Harrow goes (marches) over to Gideon’s dorm to work on a computer science project. They bicker. Dying flames reignite.
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18 Dec 2025