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Martin Hayes has lived most of his life as a fairly irrelevant secretary, sorting papers for Umbrella and companies of their ilk. But, after stopping a zombie outbreak, Martin gains the attention of Albert Wesker. Intrigued by his actions, Wesker hires Martin as his personal secretary. Over the course of a decade alongside each other, their relationship mutates into something far beyond a professional one.
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Wesker gets home after a long, agonizing work meeting to a surprise in his bed.
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“Surely you can put your gun down for a little.” Krauser leaned down and spoke into his ear. “I had an idea for a little game we could play.”
He grinned when he heard Leon’s breath hitch.
“What do you have in mind?” Leon put the gun down and leaned back.
“It’s a card game.”
“You can be a bit more specific, asshole.”
“Gin rummy.” Leon started to complain, but Krauser continued. “Don’t worry, there’s more. Whoever wins can make the loser do whatever they want for the rest of the night. No holds barred.” -
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Izaya Orihara is thirty-five when his eyes lay upon one Shizuo Heiwajima once again.
One fateful night when Izaya is watching a movie, he catches a glimpse of Shizuo as an extra. After years of trying not to pine for the wretched bastard, Izaya wrestles with the posibility of contacting the man once again. If he'll even respond to Izaya's letter, that is.
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Hotel Defunct Research Facility in New Mexico by uncanny_deer
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
12 Mar 2025
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Right when Gordon thinks the Science Team is going to get a good night's rest, they find a CD player in an old closet. Mild tomfoolery ensues.
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'cause that's just who i am this week by secretly_a_savior
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
31 May 2026
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weskerphd: thinking about last year's conference
Will closed his eyes, gaze flickering up uselessly like the backs of his eyelids might somehow relieve him from this. Albert Wesker was drunk, lonely, horny, and hundreds of miles away, and determined to make it Will's problem regardless of the distance.
DrB1rk1n: If I recall correctly there was a thrilling discussion on prion diseases.
weskerphd: which was stupid because prions are not viruses
weskerphd: but that's not the part that i am remembering
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William Birkin is left behind to hold down the fort at home for a week while Annette Birkin and Albert Wesker represent Umbrella at a virology conference. His ego takes a hit that Wesker seems intent on easing.... via AOL Instant Messenger.
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31 May 2026
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place for me to post all my nsfw (but not necessarily porn) art. hello fellow gamers
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30 May 2026
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if home is where the heart is then we're all just fucked by secretly_a_savior
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
25 May 2026
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"Is that where we are now? Your excuse to interrupt my dinner this evening was a height update?" Wesker asked in sheer disbelief. He pinched the phone between his ear and shoulder and continued cutting the peppers, irritated.
"Somebody's Uncle Al promised her that when she hit four feet tall, he'd take her to the amusement park."
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Albert Wesker has survived human experimentation, corporate espionage, and Umbrella in general. Sherry Birkin's tenth birthday party might be what finally does him in.
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25 May 2026
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Carbon Monoxide by DrippedCream
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi)
24 Jan 2024
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You’ve spent the last two years paying off your car, only to find that the car insurance you purchased doesn’t cover damages made by both villains and heroes. So with no way to buy a new car and no bright ideas or job offers in sight you go after the man who wrecked your precious vehicle. When he offers to pay you in return for some menial labor you accept. And maybe he’s handsome and his voice makes your chest far too tight, but you're really only going along with it because you need the cash.
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22 May 2026
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Late Night Office Visit by RetroTrashNinja
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
27 Apr 2026
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Victor is dealing with a heavy workload at Rhodes Hill when Zeno makes a mysterious unexpected late night visit. Things quickly turn unprofessional. Pre-Requiem.
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- Part 1 of Pleasure Before Business
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20 May 2026