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In the late 1800s, Craig Tucker was made into becoming South Park’s Youth Pastor under Father Maxi, after a life altering incident had occurred. After 6 years passed, Craig was finally able to turn into the Chapel’s pastor, using it as an excuse to move on from his past. On a sleepless night, however, Craig finds a book of invocations that leads to his obsession to come back. Finally giving into his temptation, all hell breaks loose. Literally.
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There is a Bible in the gloves compartment of the car. Angel has picked it up at a budget hotel run by an American couple, and has been reading it ever since while Aki drives.
Today, Angel sticks a receipt between the pages to mark his spot, and then dumps the book back in the compartment. "Do you think I should have more eyes?"
"I think you're fine as you are," Aki replies.
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06 Jul 2026
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“I’m in love with you,” Aki says tonelessly, tapping his cigarette out. He lets it fall to the sidewalk, turning away before it hits the ground.
“Oh,” Angel says, just as tonelessly. “That’s fucking tragic, Hayakawa.” -
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“What about you, Craig?” Tweek spoke up, looking directly at him. Craig felt the world condense to just him and the blond, who continued. “Are you…interested?”
The question had two meanings, obviously. Tweek was waiting for him to make a choice; to follow him into the night or let the moment pass. He was giving him the exact same stare he’d had when he was dancing; leaving everything up to Craig, trying to entice Craig into chasing him.
But Craig didn’t chase. He didn't need to.
“Do you want me to come?"
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Craig and Tweek are campus sluts and have never met due to pure circumstance. When Clyde and Bebe get serious and decide it's time to merge friend groups, the inevitable happens.
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29 Jun 2026
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Even for a slut for slut fic, I love this one so much. It's so funny, both Clyde and how much these 2 boys want each other. I can also imagine every scenario with so much detail.
A must read.
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“Fuck, honey,” Craig says. Twenty-two year old Craig who still has his snakebites and eyebrow piercing. Twenty-two year old Craig who still has Tweek’s heart. He reaches to grasp him now, holding him steady in a way Tweek hasn’t felt in years. “Are you okay?”
“Are you a ghost?” Tweek asks.
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After seeing his ex-boyfriend at their ten year high school reunion, all Tweek wants to do is leave the past behind. But then his ex-boyfriend shows up in the middle of the night. But it's not the salt and pepper haired physics teacher he didn't recognize from earlier. It's Craig at the exact age he was when they broke up. Twenty-two years old and still an emo heartthrob. With them stuck in some sort of time slip, Tweek is going to have to learn to reckon with the past one way or another. And decide which version of his ex-boyfriend he wants to move forward with.Bookmarked by umber_07
25 Jun 2026
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AMAZING HELLO??? I SCREAMED reading this. READ IT RN
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So much for Craig Tucker having the best Senior year ever. Especially when he's homeless and living under a bridge. And of course his damn pride and guilt for past decisions are eating away at him. Of course.
And then there's freaking Tweek Tweak just...appearing back into his life after 7 years, still as pure and innocent as those addicting cinnamon muffins he bakes for the coffee shop.
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