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    Yuna getting stuck in an elevator with Ilya for two hours doesn't change everything... but it changes some things. Like Yuna getting to be on a first-name basis with Ilya a full year before her son is.

    (Part 2 (the smutty part) is not actually essential reading if you are not in the mood for smut!)

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    21 Jun 2026

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    It starts in an elevator by Sporkess

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    “You know, there are a lot of kids that look up to you—“

    It’s the refrain of Shane’s life. Everything circles back to this: a lot of kids looking up to you. That’s why you need to spend your summers doing ad campaigns. That’s why you need to let a social media manager handle your every interaction online. That’s why we need to sit here after family dinner with flash cards rehearsing the different ways you’ll answer reporters’ questions after you face Boston next week, and, oh, when we’re done, let’s do some French vocabulary flashcards, too, because it’s important to the Francophone fans that you’re thinking about them. There are lots of Asian Francophones in Quebec, Shane. Almost 13% of primary schoolers are of Asian descent, compared to less than 4% of hockey players. Isn’t that pathetic?

    As if Shane doesn’t know that it’s pathetic. As if Shane doesn’t know what he fought through to get here.

    Abruptly, Shane is furious.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    licked by fire by Anonymous

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    At the corner store, the guy asks what brand of cigarettes Shane wants. Shane has never paid enough attention to Ilya’s cigarettes to notice a brand name; he asks for Marlboro, because at least it’s a name he knows.

    At home, on his balcony, he cracks the pack and lights one. The smell curves towards him slowly, diffuse in the city air.

    He closes his eyes. If he focuses, it’s three months ago and he’s sitting in Ilya’s bed and Ilya is resting his chin on Shane’s shoulder. Stay, he’s murmuring. I am not done with you yet.

    Or: Shane has a thing about smells.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    sniff sniff sniff yum yum yum by Anonymous

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    Ilya suppressed a smile. “Maybe we fuck without a condom this time?"

    Under him, Shane stilled. “Oh,” he said. “Um. That’s—is that safe?”

    “I got tested,” Ilya rushed to reassure him. “Two weeks ago. I am clean.”

    But Shane’s face didn’t clear. He bit his pink lip. “I didn’t, though.”

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    Or: Ilya came to the cottage with a clear STD test, ready to fuck bare. He failed to consider that Shane 'plays by the rules' Hollander might make Ilya wait until he could get a test of his own before they ditched the condoms. Safety first, and all that.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    better safe than sorry by Anonymous

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    When Shane meets Ilya's gaze, there's a challenge in his eyes. “Simple points system,” he decides. “Score kept by Bood."

    “Great,” Bood sighs, “Now I’m a fucking marriage counselor,” but he’s already uncapping an Expo marker and starting a tally on the top left corner of the whiteboard. HOLLZY VS. ROZ it says, and under it, 0-1.

    Like they're teenagers again, Shane crosses the locker room and extends a hand for Ilya to shake. "May the best husband win."

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    Or: Ilya and Shane compete to see who's the better husband.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    The Stanley Cup of Husbanding by Anonymous