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bad choices by beetlebug (troutchopper) for whimsicaliity
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
14 Dec 2025
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it's going to be a good day today. and it's going to be a good day today. and it's going to be a good day today. and it's going to be a good day today. and it's
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A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).
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better than your best by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 May 2026
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“Rocky, I’m here, okay? Come back to me, pal, please.”
Of course I will, I think, drawn to that voice, that strange, wobbling voice, which I care about without knowing exactly why, and I should – it makes me angry, not knowing – I should know –
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22 May 2026
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rocky with the worst case of sleep paralysis off the planet, grace friend help
(mildly distressing great great great writing. ouch)
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“I’m ruminating,” Ken® said quite archly, articulating himself with every last inch inch of dignity he could muster (which was not very much).
“You’ve been lying there for four days, Ken.”
“I have a lot to ruminate on.”
“In your tuxedo?”
“The tuxedo is a key element of the rumination.”
Overcome by Kennui and yearning for Kenlightenment, Ken® embarks on a journey of self-discovery.Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)
27 Apr 2026
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low*kenuinely brilliant. are you writers blocked? READ THIS!!!
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You are not courageous. Your dreams have always been the bravest parts of you.
[Percy Weasley, post-war, pre-reconciliation. The world is broken and he knows it better than most, but Percy's also broken as well. Fixing one might just mean fixing both.]
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Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)
10 Apr 2026
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i need to die i think. read this numb today and i don't know what i'm feeling but my chest hurts and my throat feels weird. i want to cry maybe
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They’re barely nine when it really strikes Fred for the first time that they look remarkably similar.
“Say, Georgie — what’s it like being so handsome?”
George looks up from the broom he’s trying to glare into submission, and his face scrunches up for a second, staring at Fred with obvious confusion. Then it evens out, splitting into a smile that pulls higher towards his right ear than his left.
“Well, I don’t know, Freddie; why don’t you tell me?”
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- Part 2 of take heart with the day, and begin again
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Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)
06 Apr 2026
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i can't even think of something mildly witty or some commentary like the other bookmarks. just take the damn thing oh my god