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paid in blood by scrapimmortal
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
30 May 2025
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“Why is gege sitting like that?” San Lang asked softly.
Xie Lian blinked his eyes open. He'd been falling asleep, his body still so tired from everything it had been through in the depths of the cave.
“Hm?” How was he sitting? Xie Lian thought about it for a moment, and then he realised. Oh.
He was sitting with his back against the maple tree, his head tilted slightly backwards and to the side to expose his neck, the insides of his wrists turned upwards, resting on his thighs.
Xie Lian had trained himself to sit like that in the presence of vampires, so there was less chance of them pulling on and twisting his numb arms or hurting his neck.
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After an accident, banished fairy Xie Lian becomes the unwilling guest of a sect of vampires. When another powerful vampire destroys the sect and takes Xie Lian home to help him recover, Xie Lian is faced with the challenge of convincing his saviour that he really really wouldn't mind if he were to drink some of his blood.
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- Part 1 of paid in blood + extras
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- English
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- 149,391
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- 13/13
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Bookmarked by treebeez
02 Jul 2026
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That Can Be Arranged by kianspo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2025
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"You're selling me for money? Your own child?"
A modern arranged marriage AU. Xie Lian's family's business is on the verge of failing. Hua Cheng has money and a horrible reputation. A match made in heaven? Well, it's certainly been made somewhere... Are reluctant marriage partners the next power couple or a train wreck waiting to happen? Spoiler: they're Hualian, so likely both?
- Language:
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- 23/23
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Bookmarked by treebeez
21 Jun 2026
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“You’re ridiculous.”
“You’ve dated worse.”
“San Lang! That’s rude!”
“That’s true,” Hua Cheng parries mercilessly. “I haven’t even finished the retrospective of all the trash you’ve collected—would you like me to go on?”aka Xie Lian hasn't had any luck in his relationships, but he has a goal in mind, and won't be deterred. That is, until Hua Cheng snaps.
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- English
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by treebeez
11 Jun 2026
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Hua Cheng crouches down in front of the jam selection and is lost in thought, until a soft touch against his thigh startles him. There’s a small, pudgy hand clutching at his pants.
“Hello?” Hua Cheng looks at the small, curly child and can’t suppress a smile.
“Noods.” The kid says, voice quiet but sure.
“Okay.” Hua Cheng lets out a laugh.
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Xie Lian has three kids, two jobs and not a minute to spare.
Hua Cheng has no kids, lots of time and a crush.
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- English
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by treebeez
09 Jun 2026
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I wanna, wanna touch your (Body! Body! Body, body, body, body!) by therealsixeyes
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
22 Apr 2026
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“Hello everyone.” Crimson Rain waves lazily at the camera, silver rings glittering. “We’re doing something a little different today.”
The chat fills faster than Xie Lian is able to read it. Crimson Rain does not face the same problem.
“No, I’m not taking off my pants.” He pauses and laughs. “Yet, I mean. Don’t get disappointed, I know what you're here for.”
Take off his pants? Why would he have to do that to cook?
Xie Lian, an adult man still suffering from the effects of his parents' puritan propaganda, accidentally comes across a pornstar in his search for a cooking tutorial. Everything falls apart after that, especially when the Crimson Rain Sought Flower takes notice of him.
Bookmarked by treebeez
08 Jun 2026