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- South Park (1)
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no, there is no other one; i can't have any other one by EPICGUYSOCOOL5, toastyarchaicbread
Fandoms: South Park
14 Jun 2026
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Kyle is a normal high schooler. Except that he still plays superheroes with his friends. At least he's helping people, right? But when more and more chaos begins to occur, the Human Kite has to work together with The Raccoon to help the people of South Park.
And in school, somehow Kyle gets partnered with Cartman for a project, which is like the worst thing to happen to Kyle. But… maybe it won't be so bad?
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House notices something off with Wilson and realizes.... something of his doing his growing in Wilson.
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Renown bandit Kyle Brovlovski is playing poker on a riverboat against the most brash, vile man he's ever met. When the fat bastard accuses him of cheating, the confrontation quickly turns violent.
For Kyman Week 2026! [Day 2: Cowboys]
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03 Jul 2026
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Before coming to Clyde’s party they had pulled straws to decide who would be the designated driver and Kyle in all his luck had been the unlucky bastard. Though Kyle had a suspicion that the straws had been tampered with, he couldn’t prove the cackling fatass was behind it and so with the utmost grace he had accepted his role. He hadn’t been sulking no matter how much Kenny claimed he was.
When Kyle draws the short end of the stick he has to take care of his drunken friends while dealing with his own problems. Kyle thinks the night couldn't get worse but he forgot to take in account one very drunk Eric Cartman.
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03 Jul 2026
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There is a party at Stan’s house, and they decide to play a game. What could go wrong?
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03 Jul 2026
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Cartman was a simple cowboy, hired on to teach the mayors sickly son how to ride a horse now that he was whole and healthy. However things turn for the better when they get caught up in a storm and inside a cabin they discover that, maybe a horse isn't the only thing Kyle can learn how to ride.
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- Part 2 of Kymanweek2026
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03 Jul 2026
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kenny mccormick moves to a new school, and meets a boy he wants to go out with, but hes not allowed to date until his best friend, kyle broflovski, does. so kenny teams up with a classmate to kill two birds with one stone. get kenny a date and get the undateable kyle one too.
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29 Jun 2026