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Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo by who_la_hoop - a Podfic by Cailynwrites, ETL_Echo_Audiobooks for who_la_hoop
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jun 2026
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It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.
But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?
Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.
Podfic of Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo by who_la_hoop.
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07 Jul 2026
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Just a little liquid luck by Smehur for shiftylinguini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2024
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Tracking the movement of Potter’s eyes, Draco runs a greasy finger over the thickest of his scars. “You like them, don’t you? Pervert.”
Potter tosses his head back, jostling the mass of his curly fringe from his forehead. “I bet you were into scars long before you had any of your own, Malfoy.”
Yes, Draco wants to say. I want to lick yours.
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05 Jul 2026
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My drarry canon rewrite, as a series of standalone stories. It starts with GoF. I plan to keep it as canon-compliant as possible, with drarry slowly developing "behind the scenes" of the books up to the end of HBP, where the series will probably start to diverge from canon more significantly.
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05 Jul 2026
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Harry's still getting his head round this whole thing: being into blokes, being into Draco. Draco's way ahead of Harry on that front. He's done things before — not many things, but more than Harry had before they started this. He has dirty mags he's shared with Harry. Draco has fully developed tastes and preferences and little kinks — I like it when you touch yourself in my bed and use your school tie to make me stay still and it tastes good, haven't you ever tried it?
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20 Jun 2026
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[Podfic] Salt on the Western Wind by Saras_Girl by reveriepi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jul 2025
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When the war isn’t quite as over as it first appears, a guilt-ridden Harry is sent to a mysterious safe-house. Among sandwiches, insomnia, and Mills & Boon, he discovers something quite unexpected. [Smoochfest 2012]
Podfic of Salt on the Western Wind by Saras_Girl.
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17 Jun 2026