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“Well yeah, but I didn’t think… I didn’t know if you’re that kind of boyfriend,” said Atsumu.
Sakusa raised an eyebrow at him. He didn’t seem to understand what Atsumu meant, and that wasn’t surprising. Atsumu wasn’t sure what he meant, either.
After a moment, Sakusa said, “How many kinds of boyfriends are there?”
Atsumu winced. “Well, uh… two kinds, I guess. The kind you take home to your family and the kind you don’t.”
Sakusa seemed to consider that. “Which kind am I?”
Atsumu didn’t want to talk about this He wondered if he could fake a heart attack to get out of the conversation. “I dunno. That’s up to you, I guess.”
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- Part 6 of Different Kinds of Dysfunctional
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09 Jul 2026
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Dizzily, Kaveh blinks up. His back is pressed into the nylon bedroll, legs spread open to accommodate strong hips.
Alhaitham kisses him like Kaveh’s breath is his lifeline. Maybe it is.
“Prove it, Kaveh,” Alhaitham groans into his mouth. “Prove to me that you don’t want to hide this.”
Kaveh squirms up against his junior, desperate for friction. “How am I supposed to do that?”
“By not hiding this.” His tone is gritty, demanding, serious like an elegy. “I want you to be loud.”
Discussing hieroglyphs in Deshret’s temple quickly becomes heated. What starts as a disagreement over symbols devolves into an argument about ideology, about personality, and about… relationships.
Alhaitham and Kaveh diffuse the tension in the best way they know how: a little experimentation.
(Or — Alhaitham becomes an ass-eating champ in 10k words or less.)
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- Part 2 of sex education
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07 Jul 2026
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alhaitham and kaveh go to Inazuma and visit the hot springs.
//The heat of the water was nearly searing, and his heart hammered against his ribs. Kaveh was afraid to move, unsure of what he should do next, or if he should do anything at all.Bookmarked by tinyeijuns
07 Jul 2026
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After overhearing a fascinating story about an obscure temple tucked into some corner of Liyue Harbor, Childe had only meant to have a little fun at Zhongli's expense; he'd earned at least that much after the Osial Incident. Unfortunately for Childe, his track record at outmaneuvering Zhongli isn't exactly stellar.
There's a not-quite hysterical cadence to Childe's quiet words as he leans in closer, sweeping a hand wide to encompass shelves heavy with hundreds upon hundreds of icons and figurines depicting Rex Lapis in various forms both draconic and human, lovingly crafted and singularly, proudly well-endowed. "This is your dick temple," he whispers, for emphasis. "Just — here, in the middle of Liyue Harbor?"
"Worship comes in many forms, as a servant of the Cryo Archon is surely well aware," Zhongli says serenely, eyes narrowing in suspicion when Childe makes a small strangled sound to avoid pointing out the unfortunate innuendo. "What god would turn away a sincere offering?"
"The Tsaritsa doesn't have a dick temple," Childe mutters.
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- Part 1 of dick temple
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06 Jul 2026
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Childe has been away for a while, and returns to Zhongli with fresh culinary skills and other interesting ideas from Fontaine. Happy Valentine's Day!
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- Part 2 of dick temple
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06 Jul 2026