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    When Father Paul laid eyes on you, soaked to the bone and shifting anxiously from side to side on his porch, he stepped out of the doorway to make room for you. “Come in,” he intoned softly. When Erin made you go to church with her that Sunday, you never imagined it would lead you here. Shameless reader-insert, smut starting in the 4th chapter.

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    19 Jul 2022

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    It’s a goddamn humdinger of a disaster, and it’s absolutely not your fault.
    It’s not.
    It’s Erin’s fault, and you’ll go to your grave saying it.
    She got you into that fucking church. She encouraged you to “use it as an opportunity.” Yeah, you’re never going to let her forget this as long as you’re both breathing.

    For now, all you can do is stare at the last page in what is the third basic black-and-white composition notebook you’d managed to fill during your time on Crockett. Your pulse picks up, and you hope it means you’re going to have a major coronary episode that ends your life because right now, it seems easier to die than to show your face in the general store, the small Co-Op, or St. Pat’s – especially St. Pat’s – ever again.

    “Fuck. I’m toast,” you think.

     

    Sometimes, a writer just needs a little divine inspiration.

    When you find yourself trying to eek out a new novel for Bold Stroke Books (and, yes, you write *those* novels) Erin takes you to church. It's a strange move that doesn't make much sense - until you see the new priest.
    He might not save your soul, but he could be the key to saving your career.

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    14 Jul 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Hi again. This is a direct follow up on my last story, Less Than Holy, though may be read as a standalone. If you didn't read the previous story, here's the deal: There is no Angel, there is no sucker gang, everyone lives, nobody dies, including Erin's baby and Pike the dog. Monsignor Pruitt is actually in a hospital on the mainland and Father Hill is a different person entirely.

    Warnings: Explicit smut, female masturbation, oral sex (male and female giving and receiving), consensual unprotected sex (don't be silly, wrap your willy and take your pilly), tooth rotting fluff and it's also cheesy as hell. Bone Apple Tea.

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    14 Jul 2022

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    The years he spent in seminary were the longest John had ever been away from Crockett Island. He had found it exciting and terrifying all at once. He didn’t really miss seminary, though; no, the young and green Father Pruitt (“Please, everyone, you can still call me John. Father John if you truly feel the need.”) was delighted to be back on the island, really, he was, but -

    But she was here as well.

    And something had changed.

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    10 Jul 2022

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    “I would confess to lust, but I think it love. Love is not a sin, it’s a virtue. Always a virtue. This is not a sin. You're-,” John’s breath shudders for a moment, before his voice grows strong and sure, “you are not a sin.”

     

    Written for the Hamish Linklater Secret Santa 2021 event!

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    10 Jul 2022