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with these hands i shook the heavens to the ground. by thethirdbar
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Jul 2026
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"How magnanimous," he said. "The great hero condescends to save me from myself."
"Is that what you think this is?" Thor asked, unfazed by the venom.
Loki opened his mouth – and stopped. His jaw worked. "I don't need your pity," he finally bit out, but the words lacked conviction.
"No," Thor agreed. "You need something else entirely."
Loki returns to Asgard's refugees with an admission Thor wasn't expecting. Thor decides absolution is best administered hands-on.
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“Well done,” Zach said softly, warm approval in his voice. “You’re doing very well.”
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smutty* series of my idiot boys living their post-story best lives, using Kinktober prompts as fuel. Can I tag kinktober if I didn't write it in October? Idk but I am doing 🤷Chapter-specific tags are at the top of each chapter, so u can just find what you like, if you like.
*turns out they're not all** smutty.
**they really mostly are though.Series
- Part 4 of seventeen freckles!verse
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“I think,” he said after a moment, “that I’m going to have to be really careful. All the time.”
The moments in Justin's life - ages fifteen to twenty-one - that taught him there's a cost to wanting what you can't have.
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- Part 3 of seventeen freckles!verse
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//a collection of alternate POV and additional scenes from seventeen freckles.
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- Part 2 of seventeen freckles!verse
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“ ... suddenly Zach was pulling him into a hug - rough, celebratory, entirely platonic - and Justin let himself have it. Let himself burrow in against his chest for just a moment, inhaling the scent of him: sandalwood and bergamot from his aftershave, and something else that was inherently Zach.
He let his hand find a home around Zach’s arm as though he was allowed that touch, and laughed at Zach's excitement.
"We won!" Zach said, still watching the replay.
Justin stayed pressed against his side, one hand resting on Zach's thigh because the vodka had made him brave and stupid. Or maybe just stupid. He could feel the muscle beneath the denim, solid and warm. He tried not to think about those powerful thighs holding him down. Definitely just stupid.
His fingers traced an absent pattern.
Just tonight. Just this once. Tomorrow I'll go back to being careful. ”
When Zach asks to crash at Justin's place for a few weeks, Justin knows he should say no. He's spent a decade carefully managing his feelings for his straight best friend. Three weeks of close proximity might just break him.
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- Part 1 of seventeen freckles!verse
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It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.
The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.
So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.
Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.
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27 Jul 2026
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My Favorite Liar
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The plan was the same as all of Draco’s previous missions. Head to the location, search for clues, collect the target, then let the galleons roll in.
What the plan didn't involve?
Getting stranded on an isolated island inhabited by someone who’s been missing from England for the past ten years. His former nemesis — the Boy Who Lived To Be A Moody Recluse.
Who Also Happens To Be Distractingly, Incredibly Fit.
Who Also Still Hates Draco's Guts.
It’s too bad Potter has the personality of a Blast-Ended Skrewt on a bad day, or that they likely won't make it a week before killing each other, because being stuck with nothing but Potter for company is starting to make Draco think of far more pleasurable things they could do to pass the time.
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27 Jul 2026
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Crash Into Me
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A Hundred Red Flags (and 21 Teapots) by Jungatheart, Sagensister
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter has finally got his life in order. He’s left the Auror office, opened a perfectly respectable Quidditch shop, and is enjoying a quiet, drama-free existence.
Everything is going great, well, until it isn’t. Because Draco Stalking Malfoy keeps showing up everywhere, and now Harry’s perfectly ordered world is falling apart at the seams.
A story of (21) exploding teapots, a playboy Draco playing it straight, Rupert the Ridiculous Prick, and things that disappear and resurface, in no particular order. Oh, and Grimmauld in absolute turmoil while Walburga is being her lovely self.
Yes, it's a shit show.
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24 Jul 2026
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A Hundred Red Flags (and 21 Teapots)
Jungatheart, Sagensisterhpdm
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Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.
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25 Jul 2026
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By the Grace
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Harry Potter has one inappropriate thought about Draco Malfoy, ONLY ONE. Unfortunately, magic is a petty bitch and it notices.
The next morning, Harry wakes up with a soulmark on his inner thigh: a bright red S+, placed exactly where no decent person should ever be formally assessed by Draco Malfoy.
Draco, meanwhile, has no mark at all: only an ache, a deadline, and absolutely no idea that the soulmate he is looking for is the man he keeps insulting.- Language:
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24 Jul 2026
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