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    "You know what they call a cop in prison?"

    Caitlyn waits for the punchline.

    "A dead cop," the guard says.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Agatha and Rio are friends.

    Just friends.

    Or at least they were, until one drunken night when they went from being 'just friends' to 'friends who occasionally fuck each other's brains out'.

    Because when has that ever ended badly before?

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    21 Jun 2026

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    After the war, Vi and Caitlyn build a home together, only to discover that peace is its own kind of battle. As Vi spirals under the weight of unresolved grief and trauma, Caitlyn must confront her fear for Vi and fight to pull her back before the damage becomes irreversible.

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    11 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Holy shit,” Rio says aloud. Agatha is somehow, miraculously, alive. Rio feels her own heart start beating faster in her chest with each distinct thump of Agatha’s heart through the warm skin in her neck.

    Agatha Harkness, of all people, against all odds, is alive. Rio has to amend her earlier statement. It’s just us out here. Just Rio and her stubborn, narcissistic, cruel, and gorgeous boss, trapped together miles and miles away from any other human life form.

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    The Send Help AU

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    11 Apr 2026

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    ”I barely touched it.”

    Rio sternly grabs her wrist again, pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.

    ”You need to put it under cold water-“

    ”-It doesn’t even hurt-“

    “-Stop being awkward-“

    ”-I’m fine, really-“

    ”-Agatha, don’t move.”

    And that’s when she hears it.

    Don’t move.

    You don’t want it badly enough yet.

    The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.

    Except now she has a face.

    It’s Rio.

     

    When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that she’s never achieved through forty-two years of life and a god-awful marriage.

    Then she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.

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    22 Mar 2026