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    For every action, there is a reaction; for every cause, there is an effect.
     

    In which Lance is kidnapped and tortured and has to learn how to be himself again as well as deal with the memories of his imprisonment.

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    “Marimo,” Sanji greets, his voice raspy from disuse. “I thought you were on watch tonight.”

    “I am.” Zoro seems too hesitate for a moment, as if deciding his words carefully. “I heard movement and came down to see what it was.”

    Sanji raises an eyebrow, lifting up the blanket that is definitely the one they keep up in the crows nest, the familiar bright red of its wool dulled in the dark. “So this is meant to be a weapon then?”

     

    Or, five nights they talked, and the one night they confessed.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    "Surely there were any number of perfectly logical, non-catastrophic reasons why it would be so quiet, even as Sanji began making his way up onto the deck of the ship.

    Maybe the mosshead was training or napping on the ship instead of keeping watch, or perhaps one of the lovely ladies had returned to the ship and were occupying their time quietly reading, or maybe—

    "SURPRISE!!"

    —Or maybe everyone was just hiding on the ship so they could jump out and give him a fucking heart attack."

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    The Strawhats decide to throw a surprise party for Sanji's birthday. Sanji certainly ends up surprised, though not exactly in the way he was anticipating.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    The ashtray is full of cigarette stumps. Usually, Sanji doesn’t smoke in the galley. He smokes everywhere and all the time, but he tries to keep the smoke and the ash out of his kitchen. It’s not a rule set in stone, though, and he smokes in here when he’s upset. It doesn’t have to be anything important – lord knows the sappy idiot gets worked up about many things and life in the New World isn’t exactly a piece of cake. No big deal, per se, but a nice way for the crew to know when not to grate on their chef’s nerves too much. He’s quicker to dish out some of these nasty kicks on the days he smokes in the galley.

    But it’s night, and it’s not just a few cigarettes in that ashtray: Red flag number three.

    In which Sanji is the quiet one and Zoro tries to keep the conversation going.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “WE ARE NOT A FAMILY,” Sanji says for the fifteenth time this week while making Chopper three separate meals, checking his temperature, and yelling at Zoro for teaching him sword techniques.

    Unfortunately for him, the rest of the crew has eyes.

    Or: increasingly domestic incidents in which Sanji accidentally becomes Chopper’s mom, Zoro unwillingly becomes the dad, and the Straw Hats turn it into everyone’s problem.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    5 times Zoro finds Sanji cute, and the one time he tells him that.

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    18 Jun 2026