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Five times Clint tried to make Bucky smile and the one time he succeeded.
or: Bucky is a grumpy literature Student. Clint might or might not have a crush on him so he decides to cheer Bucky up. With puns.
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Clint Barton Totally Has A Super Sexy Army Boyfriend by thatgoblinguy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Feb 2019
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[17.12.2018; JBB, 00:37am]: Good Morning, Doll. Sorry that I didn't text before but the mission took longer than anticipated and I couldn't bring my phone. I've written you a letter, like totally old school romantic shit but I think it'll take longer to arrive than this text and I want you to know I´m okay. I hope you didn't worry too much, love you!
"You're a dirty liar, Barton." Kate huffed throwing his mobile phone back at him, "you could have saved the money from bribing some dude to text you this. It's just depressing."
The blond man had tried to convince Kate that he totally had a real and hot army boyfriend since she had set him up on a surprise blind date a few weeks ago but refused to show her a picture of the mysterious and totally existing boyfriend of his - or bring her any other kind of evidence for a matter of fact. Except this obviously fake text message. Why couldn't he just admit that he was lonely and his pizza and coffee consume and holing himself up in his apartment with Lucky was getting out of control?