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    Kill Your Darlings: To remove or refrain from using something in spite of one's affection for it

    Years after Regulus loses his brother they're reunited, and as he struggles to figure out where he fits in Sirius's life he also struggles not to get lost in the impossible feelings he has for Sirius's best friend.

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    Obi-Wan is nothing if he is not a human sheepdog for children. Anakin finds him after he’s rounded up all the padawans on board the Negotiator and stuffed them into a supply hold. He hasn’t started any games with them; he’s not offering instruction. He simply must have the youth in his sights at all times or else he will go into cardiac arrest.

    (Senior Negotiator Anakin Skywalker is trying to win this war by whatever means necessary when a wrench crashes into his plans in the shape of his childhood rival, Crèchemaster Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan, meanwhile, intends to do everything in his power to keep Anakin away from his kids, war or no war.)

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    SUBJECT: Regarding Senate Guard Objectives For Today

    This is a polite reminder to all guardsmen that patrol schedules for the Senate vote ratifying dictatorships are posted in the breakroom. I am also issuing a warning to linear time that days should follow sequentially and are not intended to repeat. Please cease repeating. I am getting a headache.

    Additionally, I'd like to remind all guardsmen that it is illegal to harbor invisible women in the Senate. If you see a ghost claiming to be Leia Organa, please remove her from the premises. She will be making a scene.

    Thank you for your cooperation in preserving the peace of the Republic, and all hail the Empire.
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi travels back in time to fix things. He also annoys a lot of people.

    COMPLETE! (Probably)

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    05 May 2025

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    “Harry Potter.”

    The cold burrowed into his flesh; the scent of cloying death and molding earth clogged his senses.

    “The Boy Who Lived.”

    A strange sense of unimaginable loss and disappointment rose inside of Harry. That brilliant, yet cruel boy could’ve been so much more if he’d not stepped down this bloodied path.

    Terrible, but great. He pitied this creature.

    “Come to die.”

    Harry Potter faced the flash of green light with the bravery of a Gryffindor and the broken heart of a Hufflepuff.


    When Death gives Harry a third option, one that can save everyone he ever cared about, he takes it unflinchingly. Even when that means doing the impossible: falling in love with the enemy, Tom Riddle.

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    05 Jan 2025