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    Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    When the unsentimental financial imperative of the NHL sees Shane traded to the Boston Raiders, he and Ilya are thrown into closer extended proximity than ever before. As they adjust to life as teammates, they are forced to contend with the nature of their relationship -and must answer for themselves: is it even a relationship at all?
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    Sliding down the wall, Shane hunched over his untied sneakers, shoved on hastily when Coach had called him in for a meeting after morning skate.

    “Boston wanted you specifically. I’ve already spoken to their GM. You’re flying this evening or tomorrow morning: I’ll confirm once the paperwork clears.”

    “Mom,” Shane managed.

    “Oh sweetie. I know, okay. Those fuckers, how dare they do this! Two fucking cups! Now all of a sudden they decide they want a reset and you’re going to fund it.”

    Shane put his head between his knees and tried to breathe. God, Boston. They hated him there; it was so far away; he was fucking their captain.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    At seven years old, Shane and Ilya swapped bodies for fifteen minutes, just enough time to change everything. That first swap, and all the ones that followed, marked the beginning of the most epic love story the hockey world has ever seen.

     

    Or, they were soulmates, baby ;)

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    28 Jan 2026

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    “There’s not a soul I could mate that’ll allow me to play hockey. They’ll say it’s dangerous for the babies I’m supposed to have.”

    ”I will be mate.” Even David’s eyes almost bulge out of his head at Ilya’s words. Yuna’s shell-shocked, and Shane thinks he’s playing some kind of sick joke.

    “Are you serious, son?” David asks softly. Ilya looks extremely uncomfortable that David just called him that, but he shakes his head yes.

    “I am serious. I will be mate.”

     

    [or: shane hollander presents as an omega after his first game following the NHL draft. in a desperate bid to keep his mouth shut, he meets with ilya rozanov who surprises him with an offer he’d be remiss to refuse.]

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    30 Dec 2025

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    When you are born, upon the first sound of your cry and the opening of your eyes, the discussion about your place in society begins. And then, during puberty, the presentation is made – the males and females reveal their secondary gender: Alpha, Beta, or Omega.
    Shane Hollander had a 78 percent chance of presenting himself as an Alpha. He was betting on that, calculating it a million times over in his mind. As hockey became more intense, with scouting and international tournaments, he seemed fulfilled as a top prospect to be drafted to the NHL, just as he had planned.
    But life didn’t expect the other 22 percent to lead him to his first heat at sixteen. How humiliating and wet he felt when his secondary gender, Omega, came out with its stupidly sweet new scent. He didn’t want to be sweet. The world – much less hockey – was inclusive of omegas. No, omegas were at the bottom of the pyramid; weak as a feather.....

    Or Ilya accidentally gets Shane pregnant, and this finally leads them to resolve things between them.

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    25 Dec 2025