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    The Blushing Virgin by

    Fandoms: Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor (Video Games), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types  

    24 Apr 2021

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    After Talion realizes orcs are in fact sexual beings he seems to be running into it everywhere. A rumor starts and Talion attempts to spite Celebrimbor with an orc he saved.

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    12 May 2026

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    You Got Yourself Into This One Talion by

    Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor (Video Games)  

    17 Mar 2021

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    Talion doesn't like to think too much about what orcs do when he's not busy hunting or recruiting them. Unfortunately he gets stuck and learns that orcs do indeed fuck.

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    12 May 2026

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    Short Shorts by

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    10 May 2021

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    Adam is a coder on a summer internship at Univers, a too-prestigious up-and-coming company, and he is hugely enjoying playing around with his coworkers and practically leading them around the office on leashes: he'll make himself so irresistible that the company will have to hire him after he graduates from college, otherwise everyone will revolt. Even still, he's a respectable person. He doesn't wear trashy clothes, like stripper shorts that leave his junk hanging out for the world to see. Some sacrifices need to be made, though, when those are the only clothes he has left. From there, it's only a matter of needing to beat back the guys who don't deserve to touch him. Or, at least, trying to.

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    10 May 2026

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    Misplaced by

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    07 Nov 2020

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    A vaguely sci-fi short in which a soldier escapes from an experiment he can't remember and finds himself lost in the woods with confusing anatomical changes and debilitating arousal.

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    10 May 2026

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    A Very Hands-on Lesson by

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    05 Nov 2020

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    A disciplinary officer is giving a lecture for new recruits on proper forms and execution of punishment.

    Seth, one of said newbies, interrupts by accident and gets voluntold to serve as a prop used to demonstrate the techniques, and later for his peers to practice on. He’s definitely not that teacher’s favorite.

    Or is he?

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    10 May 2026