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Singes Like Hope by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Aug 2025
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Daniel blinked at the rapidly decreasing pain. The vampire was staring at him intently. It was unnerving. The whole of him was.
Everything about him set Daniel on edge. The fact he could pass for human perfectly fine, if his eyes weren't so weird, if he bothered to breathe or blink. The way he was looking at Daniel like he knew him already. Like he'd already seen Daniel's whole life ahead of him.
"How do we know each other?" Daniel mumbled.
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Eros & Thanatos by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
28 Apr 2025
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The vampire laughed. Daniel's eyes slid over his teeth, straight, blunt. He couldn't help but notice Armand looked like a whole different person when he laughed. Or like a more convincing person, at the very least.
"No, I don't believe you'd taste like that."
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OR: Armand attempts to take care of Daniel. Daniel, who only half-remembers him, is equal parts wary and curious to a fault.
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Pity and Resentment by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
19 Mar 2025
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He brings victims to the foot of his coffin. Young girls, good girls, that don't drink, don't do drugs, don't usually go home with strangers. They make the first and last compromise of their principles because they're tired of monotony, of being prim and proper. They want excitement, want to do something reckless and stupid, and get away with it. Armand can sympathize.
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Riddle of Revenge by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
14 Mar 2025
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The sun was an implacable all-pervasive presence somewhere above him. Time stretched like the pulling out of intestines, untwisting three feet of them, five, nine, sixteen, a clown's handkerchief, endless. Daniel couldn't tell how long he's been there. How long he's been conscious.
His head hurt, heavy with the impossible accumulation of seven decades of migraines and hangovers and withdrawals stacked on top of each other and felt all at once. Closing his eyes did fuck all to help. He doubted an Advil would work now.
A mediocre star, his ass.
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OR: Just turned Daniel wakes up stranded on a beach and has to navigate his changing body's needs, urges and shortcomings.
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in a car with a girl, promise me she's not your world by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
06 Feb 2025
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He scrunches his right eye closed to bring the doubled silhouettes into a single focused image. His hips carefully press into the hump on the floor. Dennis's jacket doesn't make a sound. It feels so good, Mac wishes he could.
OR: Mac watches Dennis have sex - before the airplane storage room, before the Y2k bunker, before the tapes - there's the Rover.
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What loving to run towards something can do to a man by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Aug 2025
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Artworks by teaspoonofdoom, teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Gotham (TV), Killing Eve (TV 2018), Poison Ivy (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
18 Aug 2020
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AU for season 4 in which Barbara realises working with the Sirens for Sofia is not for her. She returns to the Narrows, gets personally involved with one Lee Thompkins and in doing so comes between her and Edward.
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The Long Defeat by pipistrelle
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
23 Oct 2020
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LETTER #24 OF #24. TO BE READ ONLY IN THE EVENT OF YOUR IMMINENT AND UNAVOIDABLE DEATH.
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- Part 13 of Locked Tomb Flufftober Prompts
Bookmarked by teaspoonofdoom
11 May 2026
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A Gloriously Disturbing Intimacy by telling_you_stories
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Oct 2020
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It was just cavalier and necromancer -- two perfect Lyctors -- in a room that smelled like rust and dirty socks.
Alone.
Which meant, Gideon knew, Harrowhark was finally free to do whatever she wanted. What she had been dying to do ever since she’d seen Gideon alive and back in her own body.
And what Harrowhark Nonagesimus wanted, more than anything else in the universe, was, of course, to yell at Gideon Nav.
Bookmarked by teaspoonofdoom
11 May 2026
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Ever Ancient, Ever new by goblins_riddles_frocks for liesmyth
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 May 2024
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Of all lies he could possibly tell, this was the most base, the most humiliating, brazen, and downright sad.
“My loyalty is yours,” Augustine said, and the words tasted like ashes in his mouth. Drops of the late Saint of Joy’s blood still speckled his tongue.
The man who was still, despite everything, his God and Emperor, smiled. “That’s a good man. And so I forgive and absolve you of your sister’s sins.”
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10 May 2026
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Still and Awful Red by heliocharis
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
25 Jul 2020
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Palamedes had sent away the priests, the room barely big enough for the four of them. Now he was searching through the medical bag he’d left from last time. He’d already put antiseptic on Camilla’s wound, but not anaesthetic, and as the adrenaline wore off it was starting to hurt. Camilla had been keeping pressure on it with a folded-up handkerchief and the bleeding had mostly stopped.
Camilla wanted nothing more than to be in bed. Instead, she sat in the sickroom, and extended her arm to rest her hand on the top of Palamedes’ thigh.
After Camilla's duel with Marta the Second, Palamedes practises some of his medical skills.Bookmarked by teaspoonofdoom
07 May 2026
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A Thousand Teeth, Yours Among Them by pipistrelle
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Sep 2020
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"In the end, she poisoned Ortus; so it was Harrow Nova who walked out to the shuttle a half-step behind the Daughter of the Ninth, the chain of Samael Novenary wound about her offhand wrist, the black blade of the Ninth at her side."
Expansion of the Harrow Nova AU for the People's Tomb discord server fic jam.
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- Part 2 of The People's Tomb Discord Fic Jam 2020
- Part 1 of Practice Resurrection (Harrow Nova AU)
Bookmarked by teaspoonofdoom
06 May 2026