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All Your Steps Revealed by teamouse
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
07 Nov 2023
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“What the hell do you want from me?”, asks Shen Qingqiu, not unreasonably.
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“All the fucking what now?!”ALTERNATIVELY: Luo Binghe and (the man who has definitely always been) Shen Qingqiu’s marital bliss is interrupted by an evil system with plans to expose Shen Qingqiu’s past.
OR JUST: The one where they watch the show and Revelations are had.
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no bark, all bite by G33ks
Fandoms: ガンバレ！中村くん!! | Ganbare! Nakamura-kun!! | Go For It Nakamura! (Manga)
28 Jul 2026
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Nakamura has a hickey on his neck.
Hirose plays with his pen during first period- the one Nakamura gifted him- and that’s all he can think about.
It’s barely hidden by his gakuran collar. It’s a little red, a little blue, and a little tiny. But it’s there. It’s very much there. Hirose’s eyes keep darting to it, as if every succeeding inspection of it would either prove him wrong or make it disappear. But Hirose glances at Nakamura’s neck for the 120th time in the first period alone as Nakamura absentmindedly stares out the window and the hickey is still there.
or, when your friend comes to class with a love bite on his neck and you realize you have either less than savoury thoughts about it or a little too savoury thoughts about it.
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31 Jul 2026
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Agree to Disagree by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2026
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“Let’s never try that again,” Shen Qingqiu says in the panting, sweaty silence of their afterglow. It just slips out of his mouth without him thinking about it.
Luo Binghe twitches like a fish on a hook next to him, his head whipping around to the side. “Shizun!?”
He sounds shocked - completely taken off guard, like he hadn’t been expecting or thinking the same thing at all. What, hadn’t he hated it? He must have!
“It… didn’t feel right,” Shen Qingqiu says, looking over towards Luo Binghe. “Right?”
Luo Binghe looks back at him with wide, wounded eyes. Naked, with his hair tumbled all around him and a fine sheen of sweat on his skin, he looks like the picture of satisfied masculinity, except for what they’d been doing only minutes ago still haunting Shen Qingqiu’s mind’s eye. Luo Binghe, moaning and whimpering underneath him, his legs spread open like a wanton maiden’s--
“What didn’t feel right about it?” Luo Binghe asks.
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Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe have very different reactions to their first time switching their typical positions.
Series
- Part 44 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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31 Jul 2026
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a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy? by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jun 2026
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LinkedIn
Wei Wuxian
Radical RealistToday a child came up to me on the street and said, “I want to be an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales just like you one day.”
You know what I said?
“Get this thing away from me.”
The kid may have run away crying, but I told his mother this is the greatest gift anyone is ever going to give him.
The gift of failure.
When he’s an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales, his mother is going to thank me.OR: amid a sea of bots on linkedin, wwx is a rare organic shitposter
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22 Jul 2026
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drop dead gorgeous by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 May 2026
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Wanting to get her parents off her back about her performance, fearless internet warrior turned reluctant university student Shen Yuan calls up the tutor advertising on her local coffee shop's corkboard, just so she could honestly say she tried.
She is wholly unprepared for Luo Binghe.
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08 Jul 2026
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do i have your attention? by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2026
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Luo Binghe, known online as the streamer Junshang, likes Peerless Cucumber's literary critique streams a normal amount. Totally.
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- Part 10 of exploiting comphet for fun and profit
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27 Jun 2026