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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    The one time Starscream doesn't try to kill Megatron he winds up in a cell for it anyway. That doesn't mean he won't get the chance to plead his innocence, though (in a horny fashion)

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Megatron needed to leave. Right now.

    “Is this some kind of trick?” he demanded.

    Starscream shrugged. “I guess there’s only one way to find out.”

    Megatron’s pedes were rooted to the spot. This was a terrible idea. He couldn’t afford to show any weakness, least of all to Starscream. However, Megatron couldn’t bring himself to leave. The hook in his core pulled him closer. 

    As if reading his mind, Starscream said, “Kneel and hold out your hands.”

    Primus help him, Megatron did.

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    03 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Skywarp and Thundercracker show Starscream what happens when he takes their loyalty for granted.

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    23 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Megatron implants Starscream with their latest batch of hatchlings.

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    17 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    Mixmaster and Scrapper had not been informed of Starscream’s arrival. Megatron must not have thought it important. He just turned up one cycle, all tall and slender and looking like a million cyber-bucks. 

    They weren’t strangers to beautiful machinery, but they’d only ever seen jets way up in the sky, little specks gliding through the clouds. Never up close like this, all sharp edges and tiny waists. He put the little automobiles they would chase out on the streets to shame. 

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    15 Jun 2026