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  1. Rec 37

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    In the first few weeks of their acquaintance, there are things Charles and Erik know undeniably about themselves and each other.

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  2. Rec 54

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    Now that Erik knows that ProfessorXXX, the smooth-talking audio porn star that he's been wanking to and crushing on for months, and Charles Xavier are one and the same, Erik can't believe his luck. Charles is no longer just a voice whispering in his ear, but someone that Erik believes is the exact thing that he's been looking for his entire life.

    Luckily for him, Erik is everything Charles has been looking for too.

     

    Or: Charles and Erik have a successful first cafe date, sex happens, Erik gets turned on by watching Charles record audio porn (and more sex) and maybe they're a little bit cute (or just plain disgusting, if you ask their friends)

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    17 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 53

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    Erik Lehnsherr is an angry, broke, horny, misanthropic college student. He's always known that audio porn existed, but he never really got into it.

    But then he discovers the audios made by one smooth-talking, English-accented and infuriatingly filthy (and sweet) ProfessorXXX and, well, he never looked back.

     

    Or: Erik is a horny college student who discovers audio porn made by one ProfessorXXX and becomes his #1 fan (and they fall in love)

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    17 Jul 2026

  4. Rec 10

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    A lot has changed over the years. One thing that hasn't is Charles's ability to be a shameless tease.

    (On Tumblr

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    17 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 57

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    Boy band AU:

    Erik is a music journalist at the 'Brotherhood of Music'. He's a harsh-tongued music snob, and is known for his honest yet oftentimes brutal and scathing reviews; he will praise artists if they deserve it, but he will just as easily bury them in the dust. When his boss asks (blackmails) him to write a piece about a popular boy band called X-Boys, Erik is sure that they're going to be utter trash, and can't wait to break them to pieces with his prose.

    But, one of the group's members catches his eye with his floppy hair and blue eyes (and excellent ass). Charles Xavier is not like the cookie-cutter boy band member Erik had been expecting to interview, and even though he is all merry smiles, smooth English accent and flirtatious charm, Erik can't help but fall under his spell, just like everyone else.

    Erik was planning on writing a scathing review on the tacky, recycled group X-Boys, but somehow ended up with a love letter to one Charles Xavier instead.

     

    Or: Erik is a mean music journalist, Charles is a member of a tacky boy band, and they fall in love

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    16 Jul 2026