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    obi-wan takes both twins to tatooine, rex and ahsoka start a rebellion, and along the way, many things turn out better than they might have in another universe.

    alternatively, a self-indulgent fix it series of (mostly) standalones including but not limited to: extensive family dynamics, what it means to wear mandalorian armor, world building, clones finding their place in the galaxy, long conversations about legacy, redemption, the many different kinds of love, and stories.

    (and despite what you may believe, this story is far sadder and far happier than you think.)

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    a series of short character studies regarding the strangeness of the peredhil and the line of luthien.

    (title taken from donna tartt's 'a secret history')

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    the silm v2: not everyone dies horrible deaths but Some Of Them Do

    (aka, everyone loves each other, and i love geography)

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    Shane felt Finn’s sudden rage, the way he resented Dane for how nothing ever touched him—and underneath that, the way Finn, inexplicably, wanted to be the thing that could. “Just because your life doesn’t matter doesn’t mean you get to fuck up mine.”
    Ilya’s eyes widened, just for a moment, sparking with something close to hurt before narrowing back into coldness. “I’ll be ready for your mandatory tour in the morning, Prince Finn.” He turned his back on the camera, still shirtless of course, but somehow it looked defenseless now, instead of cocky.
    “I—” Shane said, and reached toward the screen.
    Ilya shook his head, ever so slightly, and walked out of the room. Shane stared at the empty space where he’d been, bereft.
    “And cut,” Scott said. “Holy shit.”
    Ilya walked back into view, sat down in his chair, smirk firmly back in place. Shane’s hands were trembling.
    “Well,” Kip said. “I think it’s safe to say the chemistry is there.”

     

    Or, Shane and Ilya are cast in a production of Ember & Ice and eventually they fuck about it.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.

    Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.

    or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.

    A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Jal goes for a run and Saint about has an aneurysm over how goddamn good he looks.

    You want some company? plays on a loop in Saint’s head, but the tone’s never right. He’s been watching other people flirt with Jal for years and they make it look simple as breathing, so why does Saint have such a goddamn mental block about it? He saw that frown flit across Jal’s face earlier when Saint offered to tag along. It’s nothing personal, Saint knows. Kid was antsy, needed to get out and run, and Saint woulda held him back, that’s all. Not like Jal doesn’t want him around.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    15 May 2026