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Frustrated by their siblings’ frankly eyesore romance, Mercutio and Tybalt each devise a perfectly reasonable, entirely foolproof plan to break up Romeo and Juliette.
Forced into an alliance by shared failure and terrible judgment, they agree to cooperate.
The enemy of your enemy may be your friend, as they say.
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Where the Hounds lie by stillplainy
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Dark Artifices Series - Cassandra Clare
12 Jun 2026
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"Then let it burn you. Don't look at the sky, Kieran. Look at me."
Or: Five minutes of desperate physical relief in a freezing ravine during a Hunt intermission, featuring a bit too much force, and the unfortunate discovery that (alas!) mortal blood contains iron.
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Alexy confesses. Kentin says no. And then can’t stop thinking about it.
What follows isn’t reconciliation or distance, but something messier: misread signals, emotional avoidance, and a kiss that makes “friends” stop meaning anything.
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Mercutio makes a joke.
Tybalt refuses to lose.Now they’re married.
Or: playing gay chicken with your sworn enemy escalates into a secret marriage fueled by spite, bad decisions, and the growing realization that this might actually be a problem (because it works).
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Back in Menzoberranzan, Minthara and Tav navigate the dangerous web of power and influence in the system they no longer believe in, and what it means for them.
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An introduction to drow love language.
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Bully: with some holes filled (in more ways than one).
Not exactly canon-compliant but not explicitly canon-divergent either...
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25 Jun 2026
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Something's different about Luca when he comes back to Portorosso for the summer, and Alberto is sure that it's going to be the death of him.
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16 Jun 2026
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Like humans, there are different types of sea monsters. Sig. Paguro has green scales while his brother is transparent. Sig.ra Paguro's tail is straight while her mother's is twisted. Alberto's fins have spines, and he's oviparous. It was never a problem until recently.
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15 Jun 2026
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“I am just concerned that the town may be getting the impression that… you…” she almost seemed to be in physical pain as she tried to get the words out. “…That you are trying to court Luca.”
“…As in, like, a couple?”
“Yes.”
Alberto mulled over her words for a minute. He didn’t get it; that wasn’t the case, but even if it was… “…Why does that matter…?”
“I’m… not sure what it’s like in Portorosso, but here, it is custom for a man and a woman to court, not…”
He understood then what she meant, and his gaze fell to the floor; his scales suddenly feeling hot.
“…I understand.”
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15 Jun 2026
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Amid the Shadowed Roses by LilyChenAppreciationSociety
Fandoms: Dark Artifices Series - Cassandra Clare
04 May 2016
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A collection of Black Rose Triad (Kieran/Mark/Cristina) fics, for the sweetest trio there is. Revels, adult domesticity, and pillow forts.
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08 Jun 2026