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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    Bruce Wayne has a Kryptonian name. Lex Luthor doesn't. Clark panics on live TV.

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    16 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    Jason yelped, slamming shoulder first into the wall. Something popped. His head reeled.

    "Bruce," the attacker — no it was Dick — screamed down the hallway. "BRUCE! Jason's here, he's attacking Tim!"

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    Or: The Batfamily cannot communicate to save their lives. Jason experiences the consequences of this.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Jason doesn't move from Bruce's side until the man opens his eyes seven hours later. He did it once before, but was fast asleep before anyone could say anything. This time, Jason watches his fingers twitch, then as a grimace stretches across his face.

    Finally, dazed and scared, Bruce blinks up at him, “Jay?”

    Jason holds onto his hand, and squeezes, “Yeah. I'm here.”

    (Bruce returns from the kind-of dead and Jason takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces.)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Does it matter which eye?” Brian asked, anxious.

    “I mean.” Robin directed him around the corner, then through another door. “Do you remember which eye you used?”

    “No.”

    “Then we’ll try both.” Robin seemed to think about it for a moment. “I’m glad you mentioned that. We wouldn’t have taken both eyes in Plan A, and then we would’ve had to backtrack. Would’ve fucked the plan.”

    “I feel like Batman probably doesn’t want you saying that word,” Brian said.

    “Fuck Batman,” Robin said. Brian winced.

    “Oh, yikes. Okay.”

    or, a Gotham jailbird goes on a ride-along with Batman and Robin to save the day, and everyone has a better time than expected.

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    11 Jun 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    The Bats were not actually invulnerable, no matter how hard they worked to give that impression.

    Jim Gordon learned that early, back when Batman was a new phenomenon in Gotham. When he was very much alone, short on allies, hated and feared by most of the police force with nearly as much intensity as the criminals on the streets.

    Years later, it seems Red Hood is determined to prove that whatever his dad can do, he can do better. Or worse, where injuries are concerned.

    (Part one: Gordon helps an injured first-year Batman. Part two: Gordon intervenes when an injured Red Hood is caught in a bad situation. Part of that intervention involves calling his dad.)

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    09 Jun 2026

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