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It’s no picnic being married to a boring stiff like Stolas. Well, when you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long—call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
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24 Jul 2026
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“Are you a demon?” Vincent asked, eyeing the shadow on the wall with more curiosity than fear.
“I’m your benefactor, my dear,” the voice answered. It laughed, a strange, tinny noise that grated on the ears and gave nothing away. “You’re careless, you’re sloppy, and you need someone to help you. That’s where I come in.”
Vincent wasn’t interested in sharing. And yet, with the handcuffs digging into his wrists and the mountain of evidence threatening the success he’d fought and killed for, the demon’s proposition offered a unique opportunity.
“What do you want in return?” he asked.
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Vincent Whittman is a suspect in several murders when Alastor offers him a deal.
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Wheeling and Dealing - RadioStatic by Jinxiel
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), RadioStatic (Hazbin Hotel) - Fandom
23 Jul 2026
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Hell runs on deals.
Vox and Alastor have been circling each other for decades, after a misunderstanding tore them apart.
Now that Vox has hit rock bottom, Alastor sees the opportunity that he has been waiting for, and is ready to strike and show the media overlord just where he belongs. He never expected Vox to turn the tables on him, and he never expected to find love in hell.
While they navigate the twists and turns of Pentagram, and Vox is forced to face the consequences of his actions, Lucifer revisits his past and Abel, the new leader of the exorcist army finds himself drawn to hell, finding temptation in the freedom that the sinners have.
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Note: The smut is a feature, not a bug.
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18 Jul 2026
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Fuck Everything by anantipodean, floatycat, PhoenixArising
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
20 Jul 2026
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Fuck Group Therapy by anantipodean, floatycat, PhoenixArising
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
17 Jul 2026
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“Darling, the devil is not that into you—”
They were being so stupidly noisy. “Says who?” Lucifer demanded and pushed his mouth to Box’s screen.
What better way to prove to hell that friendship and cooperation work than by getting three of hell's most prominent residents into a therapy session together? Charlie wants Lucifer, Vox and Alastor to set their differences aside and talk their issues out. They want...not that.
Anything but that.
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- Part 1 of Fuck Everything
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10 Jul 2026
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Speak of the Devil (and he shall appear) by cabbagerolls
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Feb 2026
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The year is 1949 and Vincent's been dragged down to New Orleans (of all places) by the top brass during network negotiations.
On a steamboat for a swanky soiree following this, he comes across a captivating entertainer. Things go spectacularly awry. He may also fall in love in the process (or whatever).
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Alastor begrudgingly performs at his boss's soiree. Things go spectacularly awry. Consequently, Alastor's concience makes a rare appearance (much to his dismay).
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05 Jul 2026
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This story is a modern political alternate universe in which Vincent Whittman is a conservative politician elected into office as a legacy candidate following his father. A gruesome murder occurs in New Orleans that catches the attention of a cozy true crime podcaster Alastor Dupré, who actively blames the murder on Whittman and his team. What happens when a loud-mouthed politician pokes one too many bears and upsets a man who’s willing to go quite far to speak against his name? Find out in All These Engagements!
This fic includes a Spotify playlist, which will be updated with each chapter release!
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it's not murder, it's research and waste disposal by mangotangerine
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 May 2026
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Vox relocates from New Orleans and finds himself a new home, new hunting grounds, and most importantly: Alastor, the biggest crush of his life. Unfortunately, the man fucking hates him. His attempts to turn Alastor’s simmering hatred to begrudging affection fail entirely, until a nighttime middle-of-the-swamp meet-weird (and some erotic knifeplay) over a corpse.
Follow two serial killers figuring out what kind of life they can build together. They meet each other's families, navigate the question of how Vox has evaded consequences for so long, and settle into something real. Underneath the domesticity, Alastor carries a 20-year-old score to settle, and when he finally gets the info he's been waiting for, he drags Vox into it with him.
A story of revenge, family drama, a soul-binding, uncovering each other’s closely-held pasts, through the slow and painful work of two people learning to be known, and eventually toward the question neither of them thought they'd answer: what does a future look like for people who never planned to have one?
OR: Two serial killers fall in love and fuck and it’s actually really deep, somehow. (You can easily skip the weird shit, it’s tagged and indicated in-chapter)
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- Part 1 of it's not murder in every universe, sometimes it's just research and waste disposal
- Part 1 of it's not murder | canon
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26 Jun 2026
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If there truly was a Hell on Earth, Vincent had firmly found himself there.
He couldn't wrap his head around how his life had gone ass up; how he'd fallen so far from grace that he went from scraping the heavens with greedy hands, to crashing down, down, down into the deepest pit. He had been a god. Worshiped by the masses, adored in every American home, families gathered around the altar, eyes locked onto their televisions. Unable to look away from him.
Vincent had clawed and fought and murdered up the entertainment ladder, rung by bloody rung. Proved every rich executive wrong who dared to laugh at him, doubt him. He was the phoenix: transformed and reborn from the ashes of the bumbling, stuttering, weak weatherman, grateful for scraps. He was the voice of the people, who, with a righteous baptism, would usher forth a bigger, better, brighter future of entertainment.
And then, right on the precipice of ascension, his dreams shattered around him.
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The year is 1952, and Vincent Whittman is sent to the Hazbin Lunatic Asylum for his safety and, more importantly, the safety of others. But Vincent will soon learn he's not the only monster stalking these halls...Bookmarked by squ_eek
19 Jun 2026
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Stolas teaches Blitzø the alphabet.
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Vox has been wanting Alastor to fuck him for decades. Finally, FINALLY he has Alastor where he wants him, and it's so... bad. What's worse, Vox is REALLY into it. Embarrassing for all parties involved, 0/10, cannot recommend highly enough.
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- Part 2 of Ranked Competitive Sex
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I’ve Got an Itch to Scratch, I Need Assistance by eachainn
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Jun 2026
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Alastor hated his rut, but it was unavoidable. What kept it manageable was an agreement with Vox. He could chase, he could stalk and if he caught Vox, he could take.
The agreement had served them well, right up until it didn’t.
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14 Jun 2026
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Poor afterlife choices bring Alastor to risk his life and temporarily lose his powers.
Even worse, when he wakes up in Vox’s bed a few days later, he realises he is the one he should thank for being alive.With few options left, a reluctant cohabitation begins, but a few things have changed in Vox’s life since the dark period that followed his public breakdown, and Alastor just feels… unsettled about it.
He shouldn’t care.
He doesn’t care.
And yet, when Vox decides he’s done playing their sick old game, Alastor decides he’s willing to do anything not to let him do it.
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An undesirable cohabitation forces Alastor to face his worst fear: being weak, being vulnerable, and not being able to hide it from the man who knows him better than anyone else.
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My first podfic! I have a deep love of Rustycookies's fic called STATIC (a MurderMedia 1930's AU) and wanted to share that love with as many people as possible by recording it.
NEXT UPDATE: Sunday July 19th 2026
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1933. New Orleans.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from.Bookmarked by squ_eek
07 Jun 2026
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Set in 1930’s New Orleans: ‘Sexual intercourse with another man was out of the sphere of what Alastor ever intended. Sexual intercourse with anyone at all was out of his sphere (or it was supposed to be, and really, just invading this particular sphere of Alastor’s was enough to earn Vincent Whittman a place on his next-to-be-killed list). But he must adapt. He could not, would not die yet, and not because of some humiliating mistake he’d done while summoning a demon, and trapping said demon in a fucking sex circle.’
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Love Potion in a Can by LadyInStarlight
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
18 Jul 2026
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After the events of Season 2, Alastor decides to bring Vox his headless body out of the goodness of his heart. He definitely does not have any ulterior motives and he certainly isn't trying to purposefully antagonize the Media Demon.
This tale of obsession, lust, and devotion contains more heart than it should have any right to.
And it all begins with a Love Potion in a Can.
It's sweet. It’s funny. It’s ridiculously smutty. Tune in for some toxic Radiostatic fuckery!
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“Oh, I know!” Stolas said suddenly, snapping his fingers. “You’re that funny little imp that played with me when we were children!” His expression brightened, clearly delighted by his discovery. Then he furrowed his brow. “But, um, what brings you to my daughter’s closet?” As Blitzø looked up at Stolas, lips parted in surprise and eyes wide as he struggled to come up with a response, there was one thought at the very front of his mind:
This wasn’t a joke or a prank. Whatever this was, something got really fucked up. Big time. And he had a feeling that, like always, it was his fault.
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Shortly after Sinsmas, Blitzø accidentally goes back in time to before he stole the grimoire. He convinces Stolas that he's his clown for the day, at least until he figures out how the fuck he got here.
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- Part 1 of From Top to Bottom
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15 May 2026
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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Alastor Hartfelt should have been a memory. Having narrowly escaped a "hunting accident" in 1933, he has lived to see his "Golden Age" of radio rot. Now fifty-three, he watches with predatory disdain as television turns the human imagination into grey slush. He is a King without a kingdom, presiding over a studio that smells of stagnant humidity and impending obsolescence.
Into the sweltering pergatory walks Vincent Whittman, a weatherman with a polished smile and a hollow soul. Dispatched to New Orleans by executives who view him as a disposable "pretty boy," Vincent carries Alastor's death warrant: the corporate buyout papers that will shutter Alastor's radio station forever.
Unless, of course, they can work together and assist one another with getting what they want.
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07 May 2026
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Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling off an impressive myriad of excuses, from busted pipes to bad Wi-Fi, while he stared at her, hands on his hips, with the utmost expression of forced patience. His black, digital brows were set in a line as straight as the glower at the bottom of his screen. He does a single, slow blink, finger tapping against his hip as he debates on how much money he can reasonably make on a Charlie Morningstar-inspired white-noise machine (and whether the guaranteed customer complaints will be worth the cheap buck) when a movement over her shoulder draws his eyes.
He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" Then promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"
Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.
Everyone else has to deal with the consequences.