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Flambae offers to do Waterboy a favor. And Waterboy wants to have sex. But not with Flambae, of course.
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"It’s mostly a thing- an issue of-” he stops, takes a very deep breath, starts again, “I want to have sex."
Flambae whips around so fast he slips on the shower tile. “What the fuck?” he asks, “That’s not a favor, Wet-fart-boy. That’s a fucking HR violation."
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26 Nov 2025
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Jayce stares out the windshield, watching nothing in particular. The song playing over the speakers changes. Viktor reaches out, feeling for the volume dial, and turns it up substantially. He starts mouthing the lyrics under his breath.
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01 Jun 2025
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Dead Man Lying on the Bottom of the Grave by NumberEight
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
02 Aug 2023
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Ghost was underwater. He must be. He could hear words, but they were muffled, the sound not quite reaching his ears.
His ears were ringing. It was so loud.
What happened? He couldn’t remember anything.
Ringing… The missile. They needed to take cover. He needed to get them out alive. They were too young to die.
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What was meant to be a simple supervision mission for Ghost goes awfully wrong, when the intel they were given was incorrect. Miles away from base, with no way to communicate for help, he's once again been buried alive and left for dead.
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09 Aug 2023
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The Rose Hotel by HighlyExplosiveContent for LadyDrace
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
24 Dec 2022
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"I get what you're saying, okay?" Hank glances at Connor, "And yes, if we were about to play honeymooners for an *entire week*, I might agree that we should play it up. But for this?" He gestures towards the hotel with a lazy wave of his hand. "We're just gonna pretend to look for a wedding venue and honeymoon suite. They don’t know us, they don’t care if we hate each other, as long as we spend all our fucking money."
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Hank and Connor go on a quick undercover investigation at a hotel, pretending to be newly engaged. What could possibly go wrong?
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11 Jan 2023
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Hank should have known that Connor would never half-ass something like selling a house, especially one as old and in desperate need of renovating as the old Anderson summer house.
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12 Aug 2020