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    Eridians fall in love hard.

    Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.

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    28 May 2026

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    To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.

    Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.

    Or: The sex pollen amoeba fic you (never) asked for.


    Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.

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    23 May 2026

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    May thinks Peter has a good paying tutoring job, the Avengers think his bruises are from Spider-Man. What they don’t know is that it’s neither of those things.

    A story in which Peter has been molested by Skip for years, and the secret finally comes out.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    The one where May met a guy during Endgame, settled down and got married, and when Peter came back, said guy really didn't like the youngest Parker.

    Tony is less than happy about that.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    Peter Parker is a homeless, 14-year-old, visually and respiratorily challenged, orphan, runaway on the streets of New York City. He would say he's handling it pretty well, given the circumstances, but his simple routine of odd jobs is derailed when he's arrested for unknowingly becoming a drug runner. Peter in a fit of panic, escapes the police precinct and is then hunted down by the literal avengers?? There's no way they don't have bigger things to worry about.
    On the other side of this, Tony Stark has just found out via a middle of the night phone call that his long presumed dead son is alive, has been arrested for drug peddling and has been living on the streets for a little less than a year. What. After dragging himself and his brigade of nosy teammates all the way to Queens, he finds out that these trained "professionals" have somehow lost track of a malnourished, asthmatic, blind and probably narcotic-affected, teenager. Tony panics, of course.

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    22 Feb 2025