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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Oscar was bored. He wasn't feeling the hands on his hips anymore, not really, and he'd stopped feeling the music three songs ago.

    "Not judging," the man said, leaning in, "but there's two guys staring at you like they're about to fight someone. You part of a throuple or something?"

    Oscar turned around.

    Max and Charles weren't talking. They were watching him. Both of them, and neither one had the decency to look away when he caught them at it.

    Heat climbed up the back of Oscar's neck, fast and unhelpful. He didn't turn back. He found the beat again, facing them now, slower, deliberate, giving them something to look at, just to see what happened.

    Neither of them looked away.

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    18 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    We (yes WE) love alt Oscar

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    A Heated Rivalry lumberjack lesbian story!
    “In a remote forest in Squamish country northern British Columbia, the call of the wild has been answered. And it is LOOOOUUUUUD!”

    Not as loud as Lily Rozanova! Who mic'd up that menace?

    When Jane signed up for the "A Cut Above" chainsaw carving competition, she’d wanted exposure to get more clients for her carving, not to get embroiled in a very public lesbian scandal! Will she be able to resist the temptation? Or will she join the growing community of Canadian Queer Royalty?

    4500 words of lesbian smut in Chapter 9.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Oh how I love lesbians (GET ME A GIRLFRIEND PLEASE IM DYING)

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    “What does gen nine twelve sixteen mean?”

    “What?”

    “Over there,” Haasy says, pointing across the ice to where the Metros are also warming up. “On Comeau’s helmet.”

    Troy looks up awkwardly from his hands and knees—his hips are always a little tight these days—and cranes his neck. And narrows his eyes. “That’s…that’s a Bible verse.”

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    The Metros try to ruin the Centaurs' Pride Night. Love wins.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    This is actually so funny but at the same time I’m gonna cry because like me

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    Troy Barrett is trying his best, but could he please get a fucking break?

    Instead of planning the perfect start to the summer, Troy Barrett is forced to face some big fears, kicking and screaming if necessary.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Troy is me and I am Troy that is my son that is twin my baby my boy I’m crying btw

  5. Public Bookmark 76

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    A few months ago, Troy Barrett discovered he had a five-year-old half-sister, and now he's her legal guardian.

    When her rare lung disease requires specialized care in Ottawa, Troy leaves the Toronto Guardians for the Ottawa Centaurs and uproots his life to be closer to her doctors.

    As Troy settles into Ottawa, the strain of single-handedly caring for a seriously ill child begins to show. The more he tries to keep his personal life separate from hockey, the harder it becomes to hide the truth, and the closer he comes to losing control of both.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    I’m fucking crying Emma Troy my babies