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Harry shows Kim around Jamrock, loses a fight with an ice-cream cone, and wins a fight with a couch.
Or: Disaster Cop Has Big Feelings, Makes Questionable Choices, Gets Laid Anyway.
Picks up where DE leaves off, more or less.
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- Part 2 of Hard Spring
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28 Jun 2026
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playing the game by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
24 Jun 2026
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Phil doesn’t let the smile slip across his features yet. He turns away from the camera, nodding down at the pile of dishes and half-emptied ingredients just out of sight of the lens. “It’s a mess in here,” he says.
Dan purses his lips and nods. “As usual.” His voice is measured, too calm for the way his eyes are boring into Phil’s. He’s waiting, primed to act the moment Phil gives in to the cloying tension. But Phil knows Dan—he knows this play. He stays quiet, watching as the silence settles uncomfortably behind Dan’s eyes. “You wanna export?” he asks eventually, words slow, careful.
Phil shrugs, then nods back toward the mess. “You gonna clean?”
Dan blinks once, twice. “All by myself?” he asks, his tone verging on annoyed, but never making it past whiny.
Phil pouts as much as he’s able, with the way the side of his mouth is quirking up. “Aw, poor bunny.”
Or: The aftermath of filming the 2026 Easter Baking video.
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- Part 2 of push and pull verse
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26 Jun 2026
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“I was thinking… it’s about time I start to, uh, put some of the theory into motion, you know?”
Harry has Kim’s full attention now, eyes surprised behind his glasses. “You mean like dating?”
“Eh…” Harry runs one broad hand across the back of his neck. “Less than dating, more than talking about it. I was thinking about going to a club I heard of. La Fontaine?”
ENCYCLOPEDIA - La Fontaine is an underground homosexual club that was established back in ‘01, even before the legalization of homosexuality. It is one of the oldest to still exist, only spared by the bombs of the Revolution by sheer luck.
SHIVERS - IT WAS NOT LUCK.
ENCYCLOPEDIA - But La Fontaine is not just an underground homosexual club. It is an underground homosexual club for those with deviant sexual appetites. You have heard that while it appears to be an ordinary club in the front, the back is lined with private rooms, fully equipped with all the carnal delights one could ask for.
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Harry wants to explore more of the Homosexual Underground. Kim helps.- Language:
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23 Jun 2026
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The Case of the Man Who Two-Thirds Wasn't There by glisteningceruleaneyes
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
29 May 2022
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Three-and-one-third bodies have been found in an abandoned vehicle on the riverbank.
It would be a challenging case even without the bad weather, weapons smuggling, white nationalists, industrial accidents, and the concept of pedigree dog breeds—but over it all hangs one troubling question: What is it that fascinates you about Kim Kitsuragi? Is it working class camaraderie? A sinister hex of mysterious origin? Did you imprint on him in Martinaise, like an amnesiac duckling? If you don’t figure out what’s going on soon, people are going to start to notice. Especially him.
And sooner or later? Everything is related to the case.
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21 Jun 2026
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The few muscles that are still supporting him give out completely and he goes totally slack against the sofa. His eyes drift away, turning glossy and void of all energy and life. They are just staring blankly, as if frozen in time, out into the void.
Or: A horny Dan finally gets to experience his lifelong dream of fucking something unresponsive after meeting a very pliant and comfortable vampire
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- Part 1 of doomsday corpse princess
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02 Jun 2026