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"I see you also choose to shower alone as not to scare anyone with your unusual genitals." Phenomaman mused, staring right at his crotch.
Right. Shit. Did he need to explain being trans to Phenomaman right now? Could he?Waterboy and Phenomaman explore each others' bodies, that's it.
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He remembers the first time he saw Radzig after the truth was revealed— how suddenly he recognised the sweep of his hairline; the cut of his jaw; the shape of his smile. The reflection that stared back at him, not in still puddles, but polished bronze mirrors, was not spun whole cloth from his mother. He had been borne of loving union, the same as every other man of flesh and blood, save Christ Himself. And in Radzig's face, he could finally see that union realised.
Henry looks for himself once more, this time in the ugly remains of what had been his father.
Thirteen years after the Third Margrave Wars, the ugly spectre of violent death visits Henry of Skalitz once again.
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- Part 19 of dearer than worldly honour
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05 Jul 2026
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A Tale of How Lord Capon Lost His Pizzle by Tayushka (taitai_laozu)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 May 2026
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This came to me in a fever dream
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18 May 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
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18 May 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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12 Apr 2026
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«Спокойной ночи», — повторял про себя Птачек, лёжа в кровати гостиной комнаты. Он совсем успел позабыть и изнывающих от одиночества банщиц, и раздражавший его иссиня-чёрный шаперон, и то, как сильно он весь вечер хотел приложить старого мадьяра чем-нибудь потяжелее. Теперь все мысли занимали обхватывающие талию руки, тёплые прикосновения и это хриплое мужское «молодец».
«Молодец».
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19 Feb 2026