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He was dressed dark, making his pale skin look even paler, his black hair look even shinier and his black eyes look like endless orbs. His build was skinny and lanky, as he looked clean and unbelievably raggedy at the same time.
Naruto had never seen a more androgynous and pretty person than this boy.
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The Uagadou-Hogwarts Foreign Exchange programme was in it's fifth successive year. It was an enrichment idea started to allow both schools to share their student's expertise. When Kiba, an academically-struggling werewolf, meets Kankuro, a wandless magic expert and his new tutor, he doesn't expect much to lie beneath the gruff exterior and purple face paint.
And Kiba was, as he often is, wrong as ever.
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The Hogwarts KanKiba fic no one asked for but I wrote it anyway.
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25 Jun 2026
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Kankuro is officially fed up with the Leaf Village. Whether he's trailing after Gaara during his frequent visits to see Lee or brooding in solitude after Temari ditches him for Shikamaru, he's had it with the place. But when a certain Inuzuka crosses a boundary that can't be undone, he’s forced to confront a whirlwind of new emotions.
Or: two dudebro idiots critically miscommunicate until they slowly but surely fall in love!
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14 Jun 2026
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Mama's Boy, Mama's Boy by WhimperSoldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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Shane's first mistake was going to talk to Ilya Rozanov before their game. His second was immediately, stupidly, meeting the eyes of Rozanov’s very much dead mother hovering at his side.
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- Part 6 of Heated Rivalry AUs
- Part 1 of Ghost Irina AU
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07 Jun 2026
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Naruto stood and walked to the whiteboard, where he scribbled BAND RULES at the top. “First rule,” he said, “Band members are not allowed to date each other,” and bent to codify his decree.
“Um,” Sai said, “Is that really necessary?”
“It’s just a precaution,” Naruto responded, pointedly avoiding eye contact with Sakura and Sasuke. The latter only scoffed.
“Next rule,” he said, “That’s all I got. Any suggestions?”aka Naruto starts a band and falls in love somewhere along the way
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10 Feb 2026
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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and nerd humor.
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01 Aug 2025