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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Wolfwood begrudgingly agrees to officiate a wedding, and quickly realizes that he doesn’t know much about weddings to begin with. Vash takes the opportunity to enlighten him on some of the minor details.

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    14 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Every night when he manages to fall asleep, he expects to spend the night tossing and turning and playing over the day's events, the latest deaths, any of the many horrors on this horror of a journey.

    Instead, his dreams are gentle.

    (Hob Gadling, excited to see and discover a new part of the world, joins the crew of a ship setting out to explore the Arctic.

    This was a mistake.)

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    16 Sep 2022

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    "I don't want a fucking turbo penis. I like your medium-soft one."

    Erwin and Levi are married and 40. They schedule sex, should really work-out more, and need each other to shut the fuck up. All the time. So Levi buys a book to help improve their marriage.

    He just wishes Erwin would stop eating fucking cupcakes.

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    18 Jan 2022

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    “Okay, the way I see it, we have two options,” Kaoru says once he’s caught his breath.

    Kojiro raises one green eyebrow. “Oh, this will be good.”

    “Shut up,” Kaoru says. “So two options. One, we can make sure everyone knows we don’t actually hate each other. Or...we can do the opposite.”

    “What...does that mean?” Kojiro looks at him suspiciously.

    Kaoru grins and kisses him again.

    “We can convince everyone we do hate each other,” he says. “Reverse...fake dating. Fake hating.”

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    17 Jul 2021

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    He keeps remembering the chafe of Ronan’s shoulder against his ribs as they got oriented in his little bed, the glisten of tears and nightwash wringing his lovely eyes, the lonely twist in his unguarded late-night voice over the phone, the one that Adam had almost liked, because it meant that he was indisputably missed. It was worse, that Ronan had been trying so hard for Adam, because it was easier to tell when he stopped.

    Adam's perspective throughout Mister Impossible, as his worry reaches a fever pitch, and the two versions of himself begin to converge.

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    04 Jun 2021