simonlovelazy
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All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game), Vampire: The Masquerade
22 Oct 2025
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You meet a rich sad fuck in your smoking spot. He's not very talkative.
Title from System Of A Down - Lost In Hollywood
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Muscle memory by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 May 2025
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After a years-long break, Tauriel picks up archery again.
But it's not that easy to rekindle the old passion; not when her friends keep dragging her into their antics, and an annoyingly distracting man shows up to make things confusing. If a heart is a muscle, could it go to anthropy from unuse?
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Archers never make good kings by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: Gladiator (2000), Gladiator II, Gladiator 2
27 Nov 2024
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The day Hanno got married was the first day he truly felt that he stopped pretending. And then the Romans came.
Title from Archers by The Ballroom Thieves
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Saeran is fed up with people mistaking him for his twin, so when he meets a cute girl, who happens to be an eccentric hair stylist with great ambitions, there’s only one thing that can happen next...
A short tale of Saeran's yassification, set in no-mint-eye-AU!
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There are things that Dex likes to keep to herself. Lots of things, in fact. But a proper mix of alcohol and a good friend who can listen would make anyone talk. And probably do some other stuff too.
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I liked the addition of Tauriel to Peter Jackson's Hobbit movie. Having a strong female character was a positive in my opinion. I also liked the Kili/Tauriel relationship. They only had a few, very short encounters in the movie before Kili escaped and Tauriel went after him to Lake town. In the book the dwarves were prisoners of the Elven King for almost two weeks. This story follows the idea and much of the dialogue of the movie but gives the dwarves a longer period as prisoners in the Woodland Realm, allowing Tauriel and Kili more time to get to know each other and develop feelings for each other before the escape. I also have tried to adjust some plot holes and scenes I had issues with in the movies. The story goes beyond the end of the movies. I have revised the formatting from one long work to multiple chapters as chapter numbers are increasing!
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02 Jul 2026
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Once Dis receives word, she makes for Erebor, determined to see her gravely-wounded sons and brother, determined to unpick and rebraid the mess her brother has made. There’s none more equal to the task.
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01 Jul 2026
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I've watched the last movie... and I need to reinforce myself by writing 'IT NEVER HAPPENED' fics. This one can be read with no fear, there's no spoilers (well, there is a tiny one concerning Tauriel, but it's something of an an afterthought in the movie so I will leave it be).
Apart from that, they all lived like in 101, and hair is the mode of communication to all creatures across Middle Earth:)
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- Part 2 of 101 Verse
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01 Jul 2026
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All Will Be Well by WinterSky101
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Jan 2015
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Kíli wakes up after Tauriel heals him to find that everything seems to have fallen apart around him. He’s not about to let that stand.
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- Part 3 of All That Is Gold
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29 Jun 2026
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Strong Medicine by Moonraykir
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 May 2020
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Even after the Battle has left him with a fever and broken bones, Kili won't submit to bed rest with any grace. The stubborn prince won't even eat. Thank Mahal, then, for the timely arrival of an elf with a fresh pot of pheasant soup.
Kili / Tauriel
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24 Jun 2026