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    "I should... masturbate? For real? In front of the camera? Here?" he asked, not addressing anyone in particular. He looked around. The bedroom was pretty basic.

    "The lighting is a bitch, but the angles are art," Sokka’s voice crackled through the headset, sounding more like a nervous producer than a co-star.

    Zuko looked around the room again, though the room was more of a curated vacuum. It was a spartan arrangement of white linens and pale wood, stripped of any personal ornament that might distract from the subject. There were no cameramen in sight—no heavy tripods or buzzing drones—but the air felt heavy with the invisible gaze of a dozen lenses.

    "Yeah, I see, it's a good set, but..."

    "I know, I know...Ty Lee wants to be completely faithful to the book on which the film is based. So, no allusion. Everything will be real. And I mean, everything."

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    Zuko and Sokka are actors playing two horny hockey players, and Ty Lee believes that all the scenes must be real. And she means all of them.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    “Well, well. What have we here?”

    The voice sounds from behind him in the dark, and Zuko freezes.

    No.

    Not just freezes, is frozen, muscles taught and unresponsive as his arms stretch wide, blade clattering to the floor with a cacophonous noise. All of his movements are not his own, and he can’t fight against it at all.

    Or: Zuko is sent to assassinate the Moon Spirit, and fails spectacularly. (he doesn't mind though)

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Satoru's hands clench in his pants pockets, and he feels the hairs on the back of his neck raise. It’s not possible. But then…he would never mistake it. It may have been 10 years, but he’d never forget these residuals. The Six-Eyes broaden their focus, searching the area. Satoru swallows, his throat clicking, and he steps forward. He doesn’t hurry his pace, unsure of what he’ll find, and he walks toward a small alley that juts out from the main street.

    Crumpled on the ground, back leaning against one of the buildings, is Suguru.

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    10 years after Geto Suguru defects from Jujutsu society, he suddenly appears in front of Satoru alone and dying. Satoru refuses to let him die because this is his second chance. Their second chance.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    In his efforts to become the best captain possible, Shane accidentally cultivates among his teammates a debilitating praise kink.

    (Or, the unforeseen consequences of prolonged and repeated exposure to Shane Hollander's beautiful big brown bottom eyes, and its documented effects on a worrisomely increasing number of professional hockey players.)

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”

    “Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.

    “No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”

    “Go fuck yourself.”

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    Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.

    And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?

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    09 Jul 2026