shallowlives
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- Bandom (37)
- The Academy Is... (29)
- Cobra Starship (26)
- Fall Out Boy (20)
- Panic! at the Disco (17)
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A mysterious assistant director is interfering with the documentary. Daniel did not hire an assistant director, but he can guess who it may be.
Potential spoilers for S3 E3
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The Rapture Comes to Mississauga by shallowlives
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
15 Jun 2026
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“I’ve taken up bowling. And I have this weird thing that happens where suddenly everyone around me disappears like the Rapture’s come? And I… you know… I feel him.”
Daniel goes bowling in Toronto. And the Rapture comes. Again.
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Wishing to Be the Friction in Your Jeans (Setting in a Honeymoon) by shallowlives
Fandoms: Bandom, Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is..., Young Veins
20 Apr 2026
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“You know that’s not true.” William takes Gabe’s hand to play with his fingers, twisting the engagement ring. He glances up toward Gabe. “Love doesn’t exist for people like us. The ‘til death do us part’ is a load of bull when you're already dying.”
“Dying people get married all the time.”
“Not people who are trying to die.”
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Weddings are supposed to be a happy ending. Not in the finale to the Decaydance Weightloss Competition, though!
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Living Well Is the Best Revenge by shallowlives
Fandoms: Bandom, Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is...
21 Feb 2023
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Gabe was not pleased in the slightest to see his soon-to-be ex-husband standing at the doorstep to an apartment that was supposed to be all his now, a symbolic transition into his new life, and yet, no matter how hard he blinked, William was still standing there, fresh out of the office in his tailored suit and cradling a bottle of chardonnay in his arms.
“When I gave you my address,” Gabe said slowly, “I thought it was obvious that it was for, y’know, dropping off our daughter or legal documents or shit I forgot.”
“I know,” William said, beaming that excellent and expensive dental care kind of smile.
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While seeking a divorce from his CEO ex-husband William Beckett, Gabe mistakenly lets him into his apartment to have sex one last time. When he finds out he's pregnant, Gabe does what any rational person would do: lie that the father of the baby is actually his divorce lawyer, Pete Wentz.
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Who Could Love Me, I Am Out of My Mind by shallowlives
Fandoms: Bandom, Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is..., Young Veins
06 Sep 2022
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"This place is turning me into a fucking sloth!”
Pete and Gabe sit in stunned silence for a few moments, before Pete whispers, “But I like sloths.”
Patrick huffs and slouches. “Oh great, Pete, that really fucking helps.”
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It's been one week since Ryan's disastrous birthday party. Patrick is hospitalized for his ED, and nobody seems to get it-- except for William. Meanwhile, relapse is a tempting fantasy for both Gabe and Ryan... if only their fiances weren't standing in the way.
(Takes place after Sit Back, Relax, Relapse Again)
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The Decaydance Weightloss Competition Universe by shallowlives
Fandom Bandom, Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, Midtown (Band), Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is..., Young Veins
21 Apr 2026
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ED!William and Vampire!Gabe by shallowlives
Fandom Bandom, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is...
02 Dec 2020
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In The Most Unexpected Places, I See Changes by shallowlives
Fandom Bandom, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is...
27 Oct 2020
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He Said, “Why Don’t You Just Drop Dead?” by shallowlives
Fandom A Little Less Sixteen Candles a Little More "Touch Me" - Fall Out Boy (Song), Bandom, Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, I Don't Know How But They Found Me (Band), Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is..., Waterparks (Band)
21 Apr 2020
- Words:
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Nearly a year after his unexpected transformation into a vampire, Daniel Molloy is back in New York, taking a break from his documentary on emerging rock sensation The Vampire Lestat. And while Daniel is enjoying most of his new powers, he is finding the Mind Gift... a little difficult to resist.
Enter Marius de Romanus, the ancient vampire philosopher who offers to guide Daniel through his fledgling journey and to tell him the real story of the Vampire Armand, the Maker who abandoned him. A tempting offer, although Daniel begins to find the line between truth and fiction increasingly difficult to perceive.
Bookmarked by shallowlives
28 Jun 2026
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The Greed of the Vampire Armand by JodyJuliana
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Apr 2026
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Daniel’s provocation finally draws Armand from the shadows where he was hiding for the last few years. He’s starving for the truth about their past and wants to know what happened after San Francisco. Words clash, then fists, then lips, then bodies. Amid it all, Armand surrenders to a vivid fantasy of being with several Daniels at the same time. And honestly, who could possibly blame him for wanting his boy in all of his variations?
Bookmarked by shallowlives
28 Jun 2026
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Daniel catches up to Armand in Toronto, just as the sky turns plum and golden. Nothing is resolved.
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- English
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- 2,117
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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- Hits:
- 159
Bookmarked by shallowlives
28 Jun 2026
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“Okay. Now, what brought this on, boss? How the hell did you make the intellectual leap from five sexless nights—”
“It was six.”
“—to thinking I’m not into you anymore? I’m fascinated.”
Or: Armand hurts himself jumping to conclusions, but Daniel is there to catch himBookmarked by shallowlives
26 Jun 2026
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The Great Family by Lasgalendil
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice, Anne Rice's Immortal Universe (TV)
24 Jun 2026
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You are Fareed Bhansali. You are 8 years old when you first meet your uncle Arun.
(You do not have an uncle Arun.)
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- Part 2 of The Vampire Arun
Bookmarked by shallowlives
25 Jun 2026