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Middling Declaration by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for jedibuttercup
Fandoms: The Meg (2018)
17 Jul 2024
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The situation's so dire that Mac's considering posting on reddit:
how many times can you blame adrenaline before your 'thank god we're alive sex' is just sex. waiting online for an answer.
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08 Apr 2026
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The return trip gives Beck and Johanssen time together.
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06 Apr 2026
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et quand vient le soir (pour qu'un ciel flamboie) by nostradamusO
Fandoms: The Martian - All Media Types
21 Feb 2021
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“What are you gonna do, when we’re back on Earth?”
“I’m going to tell [my grandfather] about this girl I met, who’s the best person I know and the coolest nerd ever, and that I want to spend my life with her, and I’m going to ask if the offer for my grandma’s ring still stands.”
“I love you, but if you call me a nerd while proposing I’m gonna say no.”
AKA the story of how Lewis found out. Set the night before the resupply.
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05 Apr 2026
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A Few Steps Forward by Hideous_Sun_Demon for golemofmars
Fandoms: The Martian - All Media Types
15 Jun 2021
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‘“So, we might have made a mistake.”
Mark doesn’t know what Martinez is talking about, exactly, but he’s hard pressed to argue with that statement when his birthday present is currently screaming at him.’
Mark’s having some trouble with adjusting back on Earth. His friends think they might have a solution.
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05 Apr 2026
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Give / Receive by BiBob (Barnable)
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Mar 2026
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“You all right?” asked John. Bob dodged his gaze when he nodded. “Did I do something wrong?”
“No, it’s fine, I just—” Bob’s gaze shifted back and forth on the floor like he wasn’t sure what to say. Like he was planning for a lie rather than deciding how to word his genuine explanation. “I just wanted to suck you off.”
“And you did. Now, it’s my turn.”
“No, I mean I only wanted to suck you off. I don’t want anything in return.”
“You’re hard as shit right now,” John pointed out. Bob glanced down at his bulge and his face flushed bright pink as he rolled his eyes. “What are you going to do, go back to your room and jack off alone? Is that what you always do after we finish?”
Bob refuses to accept anything in exchange for his blowjobs. John wants to know why.
Or: Five times Bob blew John and one time John blew Bob.
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24 Mar 2026
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Bob's Day Out by Anonymous
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Mar 2026
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The experimentation dialed everything about Bob up to eleven--of course his memory loss was included. Fortunately for him, he has some friends willing to help.
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20 Mar 2026
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You Don't Get to Be Efficient with Your Life by poppyjustmight for ancilla89
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Feb 2026
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Peter makes a joke about dying in the car on the way home from a mission. It's the kind of thing he says all the time. Throwaway. Casual. Muscle memory.
Pepper doesn't laugh. She also doesn't take the exit for the Tower.
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09 Mar 2026
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running through my head by alarmclockz
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Aug 2025
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“Bob, do you have any idea what caused this?” Bucky cuts in. “Is it leftover from OXE’s experiments somehow? I mean, with the location of the pieces…they’re…it’s deadly. Your powers are the only reason you’re alive right now.”
“Oh.” Bob shrugs. “That was kinda the point. It’s from my kill switch.”
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09 Mar 2026
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light the good candles by fihli
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Aug 2025
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Living with five other people for the first time isn't easy, but Ava's determined to make the best of it, even if it means dealing with some of the strangest hair care routines she's ever seen.
(Bob uses what kind of shampoo? Has Yelena ever heard of toner? And how on earth does John smell so good?)
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08 Mar 2026
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some escape from your skin by fihli
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jul 2025
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Bob's touchy-feely with everyone on the team except for Bucky, and it's becoming a problem.
Bucky, to his credit, is trying his best.
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08 Mar 2026
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starlight & star-crossed by fihli
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Aug 2025
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"That's just weddings," Bob replied lightly. "Believe me, I've dealt with worse. Granted, it's usually from older women drunk on wine spritzers and romance and not..."
"Big men who want to sleep with you?"
Bob laughed. "I was going to say superheroes, but whatever works."
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Or, Bob bartends the Wilson-Barnes wedding.
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08 Mar 2026
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sometimes it returns (streets looking brand new) by moonliving
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
12 Nov 2025
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"I just—I don’t know if I can do it all over again.” At the curious tilt of her head, he clarifies, “Let people in. When I know it puts them in danger, too.”
“Right,” she drawls, “Because my current role in the public eye makes me so safe.”
He thinks of someone else who’d kept her in his sight at all times, that almost-emptiness yawning deep and dark where Peter’s senses should’ve given him anything, if only as a starting point. “Maybe a little safer than some other people who used to be associated with me.”
Her expression doesn't change. The air shifts anyway, just a little. Enough. “Nobody knows who you are.”
“No,” he says, just as cautious, just as heavy. “Not anymore.”
a meeting between two spiders.
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07 Mar 2026
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07 Mar 2026
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“Wait, what happens when he remembers?”
A brief moment in Bob’s life with his team.
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04 Mar 2026
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every star in the sky (is taking aim) by makeshiftcandy
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Dec 2024
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He may have died, but there would never be another Chrissy Cunningham looking down on him from the ceiling of his uncle’s trailer. And, as he closed his eyes for the last time, he was not haunted by her eyeless sockets and silently screaming jaw, as he had been every time he blinked since the day he watched her die.
Instead, all he saw was her bright smile and the way her eyes glimmered in the afternoon sun that day in the woods.
And then––
He woke up.or
Eddie Munson dies in the Upside Down. He wakes up in bed.
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23 Feb 2026
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Eddie never was a planner, but his new life necessitates having some idea of where he’s going, and when he’ll get there. He’d like to think that makes him more mature, but he’s still flying by the seat of his pants when it comes to the big picture. Getting his CDL was a way to escape Hawkins. To see the country, even if he’s mostly seeing long, lonely stretches of interstate in between depots.
There are bright spots. Hazy desert sunrises that make him want to write a sad song, and the occasional free evening to take in a show, meet some locals. Follow a pretty girl to her apartment if she’ll have him.
Most of the time, though, life comprises shitty diner burgers and far too little sleep. It's a lonely existence, but it suits him fine, until the night a strawberry-blonde ponytail at a gas station in Kentucky stops him in his tracks.
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18 Feb 2026
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wild, wild horses (couldn't drag me away) by m4zzyst4r (cinematicghibli)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Oct 2025
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“Which of you morons,” she hisses, “let Eddie log into twitter today?”
Eddie blinks.
“How do you-”
“Because, Eddie- you commented using the band account. You logged in on our official socials.”
Eddie stares at her dumbly. Then-
“Oh fuck.”
“Yes,” she agrees. “Oh fuck.”
“I’ll- delete that, then,” he laughs nervously. “Before-”
“Before someone picks up on it, screenshots it, begins distributing it across the internet at a frankly alarming pace and starts a series of hashtags up in an effort to find the ‘pretty boy’ gardener you were lusting over?”---
Eddie is a burnt-out-overworked-crash-and-burn-rockstar with a crippling twitter addiction. Steve is a chronically-offline-homegrown-indiana-boy-flowershop-owner with a green thumb and a penchant for taking in strays.
So naturally when Eddie first sees him, he's head over heels. And Steve has no clue what his day job is.
He'll tell Steve about his 'real' identity before things go too far- right?- Language:
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12 Feb 2026
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When pop princess Chrissy Cunningham and rock’s favourite troublemaker Eddie Munson agree to a fake relationship for the press, it’s supposed to be all smoke and mirrors—public appearances, staged kisses, and no real feelings involved. But between late-night jam sessions, whispered confessions, and the way Eddie looks at her like she’s a song he’s dying to play, Chrissy starts to wonder…
What happens when faking it feels more real than anything else?
AKA a fake dating musicians AU set in 2003 nobody asked for :pppp
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08 Feb 2026
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Chrissy Cunningham knows lying is a sin. She was raised Christian, after all. But lying's what got her a hot boyfriend, a star position on the cheer squad, and some (maybe sort of) friends to boot. It's not until Eddie Munson nearly runs her over with his truck that her lies begin to catch up with her.
Eddie's a far cry from Jason Carver, and Chrissy knows he's not the type she can take home to her parents. That said, he is the type to make her feel freer than she ever has, the type to allow space for her to be truly, authentically Chrissy. It's crazy and beautiful and often times terrifying, but Chrissy finds peace in his madness all the same.
Lying's a sin. Chrissy Cunningham knows it.
But maybe Eddie Munson is worth sinning for.
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06 Feb 2026
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When FBI agent Dana Scully requests a transfer to escape a marriage that’s quietly destroying her, she’s assigned to the last place she expects, 'Spooky' Mulder and his basement of impossible cases. Mulder is intense, brilliant, and sees far too much, including the bruises she swears are accidents. As her husband’s control tightens and the work grows more dangerous, Scully finds herself drawn to the partner who treats her with a gentleness she forgot existed. But getting out won’t be easy. In a world of shadows, conspiracies, and fragile trust, Scully must decide whether to stay silent… or finally save herself.
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Bookmarked by schweinsty
29 Jan 2026