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  1. Summary

    collection of fics that take place in the same vague modern au; jonathan and dio are roommates, and dio's slutty friend group typically consists of his minions and companions like n'doul, vanilla ice, hol horse, etc.

    no exact solid canon to things outside of their respective fics, but there's some consistent themes (vanilla being the throat goat, hol lives out on a ranch, vanilla and n'doul live together, etc)

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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    “Don’t pretend you don’t know exactly what you’re doing,” Nanami got out around a groan, mangled hands grasping for anything and slipping in the aftereffects of his own glorious mess instead. “It’s—pathetic.”

    “Yet you’re the one trying so hard not to touch me.” Mahito let his hands ghost across his slick flesh, teasing the possibility of contact. Namami flinched but his body imbibed the sensation, twitching ever closer. “I’m curious what that makes you?”

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    Mahito finds Nanami in the subway station on that glorious night in Shibuya. He decides there's a better use for the sorcerer than simply disposing of him and has his fun. (It doesn't play out exactly as he intended.)

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    06 May 2026

  2. Rec 18

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    The least Nathan can do at this stage in the proceedings is show Caleb a good time.

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    09 Aug 2025

  3. Rec 19

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    "Whatever you want," Nathan finds himself saying when his shirt comes off over his head and his glasses hit the nightstand — like he's talking to himself, which he might as well be. "Don't think about it like should, or shouldn't. Don't think. Don't fucking try and figure it out. Come on. You can keep your shirt on."

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    09 Aug 2025

  4. Rec 11

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    The bone saw is surprisingly heavy in his sweaty, blood-slick grip- lightweight stainless steel feeling less light with the weight of what he’s doing. Dismembering a loved one is a lot harder than it should be. Roman takes a deep breath, and gets back to work.

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    Or: Peter is being destroyed from the inside by the corruption of the vargulf. There's a magic spell that can cure him, but it involves cutting Peter apart, piece by piece. Roman ends up enjoying it more than he thought he would.

    (i promise it's a lot more lighthearted than it seems)

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    20 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    “How was the gym?” Peter asks, undeterred by the silence, knowing it’s only the product of Roman’s unexplainable whims. If it was anger, Peter would surely be made aware.

    Roman pauses the movement of his hand for long enough to glance over at Peter’s reflection. He’s leaning his shoulder casually against the wooden threshold, his feet crossed at the ankles- too casual, Roman notes. Peter’s eyes are locked, not onto the mirror, but onto Roman’s body with such focus he’s barely blinking. There’s a faint flush on his cheeks that could be blamed on the steamy air, but Roman knows better.

    Well, then. Game on.

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    20 May 2025