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Pounded In The Butt By My OnlyFans Porn Star Flatmate by beardo for HazelSage
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Nov 2025
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Making ends meet is hard for anyone in this economy, and Aziraphale doesn’t judge his (objectively attractive) flatmates for doing so on OnlyFans. Not even when they… do… so… in the room right next to his.
But now Eric is moving away, leaving Crowley with no-one to film with. Whatever are they to do?
In which Aziraphale lets slip too much, Eric has some bright ideas, and Crowley offers to seduce his best mate on camera, as you do.
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09 Jun 2026
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Helluva Morning After by scullyphile, SpectrallyDistracted for anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Mar 2026
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It’s the end of the school year, and the teachers head to the pub, science teacher Anthony Crowley and literature teacher Aziraphale East among them.
The next day, a flurry of text messages ensues.
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07 Jun 2026
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Fire That Doesn't Burn by Sketchris
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 May 2026
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“Do you remember that one night we went to The Ritz? It wasn’t too long ago now,” Aziraphale brings up all of a sudden. Crowley gives him a puzzled look.
“Yes, I think I do remember,” Crowley looks past him and swirls his wine around. “Which was it, the dozenth time or the second dozenth time I took you to The Ritz this last year?” he asks rhetorically, ever the epitome of sass.
“Well, it’s about what happened…after.” Aziraphale fidgets in his seat.
“What, the bill?” It almost looks like Crowley’s face is trying to contort into one giant question mark.
“No, no. After we got back. The, um…” Aziraphale makes a bobbling gesture with his head as though trying to shake the words out. “That,” he finishes.
Crowley stares mouth agape as he thinks about this, his eyebrows colliding so viciously, one might think they were fighting to switch places.
After a good few seconds of facial contortion, Crowley shifts with realization.
“Oh,” he puts simply. “Yes, that.” Crowley sits up a little straighter.
OR - Crowley and Aziraphale have been in a relationship for a small while and Aziraphale doesn't know how to ask to have sexBookmarked by salamanderrr
07 Jun 2026
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Married at First Sight by Aracloptia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2023
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“Well, that was a thing,” Crowley said once they were out of earshot. Without talking about it, they were both heading down the field, towards the lake where the photographer (and likely a few more people from the TV crew) was waiting.
“That was a wedding,” Aziraphale replied, surprised at his own annoyance that somebody called a wedding a ‘thing’.
“Yeah, obviously, didn’t miss that part,” Crowley said with a shrug, and waved abruptly in Aziraphale’s general direction. “Neither did you, from the looks of it, since you’re dressed like a wedding bride and everything.”
“Excuse me, I am a—“ Aziraphale stopped himself, and started over.
In which Aziraphale ends up marrying a rude stranger who wears sunglasses.
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31 May 2026
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A leader, honest, who didn’t just tell people what they wanted to hear.
All the reasons that Aziraphale had been tapped on the shoulder and told to lead the upcoming merger between Eden and Harvey-Edwards-Lincoln. All wildly incorrect, and that was a good thing. He was going to say whatever he had to to get through this dreadful process.
Of course, he hadn't been anticipating a certain Anthony Crowley, lawyer and most irritating man alive, to be sat on the other side of the table. Which would be completely manageable if he wasn't also gorgeous.
Which was more than just a minor distraction.
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Aziraphale is trying very hard to be professional while Crowley is trying very hard to not be.
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05 May 2026