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[Art] How the (Co)Captains Looted Christmas! by roximonoxide
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Dec 2025
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Day 14 gift for the Our Flag Means Death Extremely Fun, Deeply Cool, Memorable Advint Calindah 2025!
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To escape the stress of a failing marriage and lifetime of regret, Stede Bonnet dives headlong into his passion for storytelling with a second career in TV.
As a studio executive, Stede oversees the chaotic production of Lavender Bay— a long running soap on the decline that soon consumes him both professionally and personally. Stede's first attempts at reinventing himself in this new line of work earn him little cred with an unorthodox production crew, until an unlikely relationship with the series' tempestuous star, Edward Teach sidetracks everything. Sex, guilt, secrets, sailing, and life on the edge of the limelight test the depths of their whirlwind romance, as Stede and Ed are handed the role of a lifetime— a chance to be whoever they wish they were.
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A OFMD SMAU inspired by Soapdish.
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- Part 1 of Soap
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Ed got his sweet tooth from his Mother. Then he thought he pulled it out.
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It takes practice to disconnect from what you're feeling. Stede Bonnet has been perfecting the art of not breathing his whole life.
Sometimes I just like thinking about ickle Stede's lonely, miserable life until I hurt my own feelings about it.
A companion piece to Sweet Tooth. Inspired by that moment in Ep8 when Ed comes back and Stede breathes his name like he's never breathed before and an illustration by @self_induljennt
No beta. Best of luck.❤️
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To escape the stress of a failing marriage and lifetime of regret, Stede Bonnet dives headlong into his passion for storytelling with a second career in TV.
New to his executive position at a major studio, the chaotic production of a declining soap opera, Lavender Bay, consumes him professionally and personally. As Stede figures out where he belongs amongst a ragtag crew, the series' tempestuous star, Edward Teach, drags him out of his shell and into the kind of love and life he's only known in stories.
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A soap opera OFMD SMAU inspired by Soapdish
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Ed and Stede meet at Costco and it's like BAM
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23 Mar 2026
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Ed jerks his head in the direction of the couch in the nearby waiting nook, and prepares himself for impending disaster.
The impending disaster follows. Eagerly.
“I’ve organized everything chronologically,” he says, setting the overstuffed briefcase down and thumbing through some of the piles. “But I can, of course, rearrange the presentation order based on your personal preferences! Alphabetically? Most-to-least amusing? Oh! Or a mystery draw - just pick a random folder without looking! That could be fun, couldn’t it?”
Somewhere, deep in Ed’s soul, a very tiny, very tired voice goes: there is something deeply wrong with you as a man, Ed. You’re into this. Don’t even try to fucking deny it.
(Or: Stede Bonnet is getting his first tattoo. Maybe. If Ed is able to rifle through Stede's entire briefcase of ideas and pro/con lists and flow charts and excel spreadsheets, and figure out what he actually wants. Which might take some time. A Reverse Big Bang 2025 fic with art by bbyteach!)
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16 Nov 2025
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It was one of those little thoughts that popped into Ed's head unprompted every now and then. Like "What if I accidentally stabbed myself cutting this apple?" or "What if that pretty-looking cargo ship's bait in a trap?"
"What if I got bitched?"
It could happen. What even if Ed turned super easily and was begging for more and more in record time, his body betraying him faster than anyone had thought an alpha could be bitched? What if someone did that to him? Wouldn't that just be, like, the worst?
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28 Jan 2025
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They’ve lived here on the island for half a year, and Ed is happy, of course he is. He wakes up in Stede’s arms more often than not, and on the “not” days Stede is usually up making him tea or arranging fresh flowers on the nightstand.
But every so often Ed catches himself holding his breath. He’ll be looking at Stede in the candlelight and be struck, as if by lightning, with the hurt of that night on the dock, when he waited for Stede until the sun rose. In those moments, Ed feels the world go off-kilter, like he’s looking up at his life from underwater.
While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance.
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28 Jan 2025
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Wee John Feeney, also known as the drag queen Calypso, realizes that there's far more to the story of Izzy Hands, the club's manager. It's time to figure that out.
(Past-drag queen Izzy, Izzy & Wee John friendship, Past Izzy/Ed)
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- Part 1 of Pretty-Verse