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    Following their success in the battle against Heaven, the Hazbin Hotel draws the attention of all, making it the new place to be – including the Hellborn, who cannot resist a visit to the home of the Princess of Hell, now a symbol of Hell’s momentary superiority over Heaven.

    But the star hotels of the other Rings aren’t used to competition from Pride, and in the months that follow, try to interfere with its success.

    At her wit’s end, Charlie calls upon her father again, and he agrees to ensure the harassment of the Hazbin ceases, by giving the meddlesome rivals a taste of their own medicine.

    What’s this, a chance to be spiteful and petty for a revenge tour across Hell? Alastor is all in.

    OR: Get in, loser, we’re going Ring hopping.

    Enjoy watching Alastor and Lucifer being forced to work together to avenge the Hazbin Hotel across every Ring in Hell.

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    19 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 44

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    Alastor didn't realize that summoning the devil to trade his soul away for power in Hell would end up like this. Never did he expect for the King of Hell himself to not only be a short, bleach-blonde with rosy cheeks -- but also to be so fucking clingy.

    Worst part? He has to deal with a dog disguised in a human flesh-suit that won't leave him the fuck alone.

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    Or: an AppleMedia fic where Alastor makes a deal with Lucifer instead of Rosie, and Vincent saves his life from the hunter. Vincent follows Al like a moth to a flame, but finds himself growing very jealous of some mystery-man that Alastor keeps talking to on the phone.

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    13 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 17

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    Contrary to what most people might think, Hell actually does have a winter season. It's just… not very frequent.

    Much like everything else in Hell, the seasons in Pride Ring like to maximize the suffering of its denizens with unpredictable climate changes, and brutal conditions that makes your morning walks a fight for survival.

    So, an average day for a demon.

    The only difference today is that a certain King of Hell had to actually deal with the horrid down pour of hale and snow instead of tucking himself away in the cozy warmth of his Apple Tower.

    -OR-

    It's winter in Hell, and Lucifer's last braincell took a vacation to escape the cold.

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    12 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    (I suck at summaries. This was meant to be PWP but I couldn't get the plot out of it for the life of me. Sad face.)

    Alastor is insulted by an offhand comment, and Lucifer tries to help him feel better. Unfortunately, he's not great at this.

    Number one, he hates the guy.
    Number two, see previous.
    Number three, why is his dick suddenly interested?!

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Lucifer comes to two, somewhat related, realizations regarding the most prickly resident of the Hotel after the Hotel itself keeps shoving them together.

    1) Alastor is terrible at taking care of himself while being absurdly competent about taking care of literally everyone and everything else while he goes about like a rabid porcupine.

    2) He might have come on a little strong during their initial meeting and he might need to soften his touch just a tad and maybe make up for the insults and the manhandling and the degrading commentary.

    Lucifer decides that he's going to take care of Alastor whether he likes it or not and they are both taken off guard by how much Alastor desperately needed to be cared for and how starved for affection he is.

     

     

    Part 1: Tea & Tenderness
    Part 2: Insomnia & Control Issues

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    08 Jul 2026