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    Peter Parker has been kidnapped one to many times and he is going to make it everyone’s problem.

    Only this time, he’s been kidnapped along with his rich asshole classmates and now has to protect them.

    By annoying the fuck outta his kidnapper.

    Never eat your vegetables kids…

     

    (Crack shot)

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Peter Parker may have been dropped in some Jersey-based hellscape thanks to Dr Strange’s spell, but he was making it work. He was. Okay, reliving his teen years wasn’t on his bingo card, nor was being homeless, but he wasn't homeless for long! He’s been crashing with one of the local heroes. It’s some guy called Red Hood who seems to terrify everyone, which personally he thinks is silly, because this dork is clearly an absolute softy. Despite having the intelligence of an 18 year old tech genius in the body of a homeless 13 year old, and, oh yeah, the whole spider thing, Peter thinks he’s been doing a stellar job of being your run-of-the-mill average homeless teenager.

     
    Jason Todd, on the other hand, is about to have an aneurism. There is a homeless child with his name, Dick's face and Tim's intelligence sleeping in his safe-house. They don’t know where he came from, or how he fights as easy as breathing. He just knows that he’s somehow responsible for this mess now.

     Jesus fucking christ.

     

    (aka another Richard Parker is Dick Grayson, Jason Todd is Benjamin Parker fic)

    (Title from ‘Same Vine’ by slimdan)

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    05 Jul 2026

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    For nine seconds on Titan, they almost had it. Then Peter Parker died in Tony Stark's arms, fifteen years old, reaching for home.

    He wakes in a box, in the rain, in a city he's never seen, wearing the face and the body of a boy named Peter Grayson, who died a month ago trying to save the world and was buried under the family's grief.

    The Waynes get their boy back impossibly, miraculously, and in broken pieces that they'll spend the rest of their days putting back together.

    A Peter Parker in the DCU story. First three chapters posted!

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    04 Jul 2026

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    All his childhood growing up in the circus taught Dick the fundamental rules for staying alive: learn the laws of the places you go, don’t accept candy from strangers, and what goes up must come down.

    Or: After Doctor Strange’s spell, Peter ends up in another universe working in a traveling circus while facing his worst enemy: final exams.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    A series of one-shots with Peter using his oddly in depth knowledge and highly skilled proficiency with a range of deadly weapons, while scaring the crap out of the people around him.

    Really it's just an excuse for me to write BAMF Peter one-shots. Hope you enjoy :)

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    03 Jul 2026

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