riddleme_that



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    My attempt at completing whumptober 2023

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    Tim was wrong about Bruce being dead and comes home.

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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Bood: Good morning team! Is everyone alive?
    Dykstra: define alive

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    A look into the Ottawa Centaur's team chat the day after winning the MLH cup.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Shane and Ilya aren't outed, but they're still planning to get married in July and now have to tell the people they care about that they're together and getting married.

    Ilya told Marleau and Troy face to face, and made a funny joke about just showing up to camp and acting like everyone had always known, because just telling his best friends had given him so much anxiety he'd nearly been sick.

    Except Shane hadn't thought it was a funny joke. Shane thought it was a GREAT plan. It probably needed a dry run at the Kingfisher first.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Grey jeans and a black shirt, sleeves rolled to the elbows, he stands with his feet slightly apart, his arms crossed on his chest as one of his hands holds a plastic cup of beer. His floppy hair falls on his forehead a bit and – oh lord, are those earplugs? The guy can’t be real. And not just because he’s drop dead gorgeous and looks straight out of a perfume ad, sticking like a sore thumb in the middle of a concert, but because who the fuck wears earplugs to a gig?

     

    or, in an ordinary world, Lois meets Clark at a punk rock concert.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    Helly had only been able to hate Helena when she was a faraway concept. When their lives were interwoven this way, she couldn’t ignore the way the feeling morphed.

    For the first time, Helly was angered by the fact that she didn’t know Helena. In another world, any other set of circumstances, maybe they could have been friends.

    If she fucked herself, was she fucking Helena, too?

    or: hellyna selfcesting her way through self(?)-hatred

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    23 Mar 2025