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A Study On Human Mating by orphan_account
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
31 Jul 2026
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Simon wants everything Ryland is willing to give him. Even if that means letting his best friend and their partner watch Ryland pound him into the matress and explain 'human pleasure mating.'
" 'Human reproduction fascinating. AdrianRocky watch GraceSimon mate, question?' Adrian asks.
It's Simon's turn to blush and sputter now. 'What?!' He manages, turning to Ryland for help, but he's just sitting there, head tilted in consideration. "
Or: Adrian and Rocky in the scientific cuck chair. Alien mating is fascinating, after all, and so are their favorite humans.
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Cause I Always Do by JoyBoii
Fandoms: David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
14 Jul 2026
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He pauses the second the coffee hits his tongue, blinking down at his mug like he's seeing it for the first time again.
"What? Did I not make it right?"
"No, it-" Graces shakes his head.
Simon is paused awkwardly by the table, one arm half outstretched as if ready to take Grace's mug at any moment and replace it with more perfect coffee somehow.
Grace swallows. "It's perfect."
You really remembered? he doesn't say. It didn't quite hit him earlier and it feels like a sucker punch to the gut now. Simon remembers how he takes his coffee after years of no contact when his last failed situationship a mere six months ago could barely remember that Grace wasn't his first name.
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Salvage by JoyBoii
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Aug 2026
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Angels have blond hair. He never knew that. Or that they had hair at all. Maybe they don't—
— are the first thoughts that come to him when he was able to have thoughts again.
The creature above him is bathed in light, blinding and brilliant. The light smears the outline of its head into a pale golden blur.
The angel is speaking to him, he thinks. The thought is so absurd, Simon can only lay there and stare. He's vaguely aware of other noises around him - footsteps, the shuffling of a busy room and strange discordant melodies that sound like wind chimes shaking in the wind, overlain with a strangely human voice. Must be the angel.
The angel shifts above him and Simon notices a splotch of red close to it's head.
He frowns, tries to lift a hand and when that fails, he tries to speak. He has to warn the angel that there's blood on its halo. Simon hasn't believed in anything in a long time but in his delirium, can't resist the burning urge to correct this wrong. Angels shouldn't have blood on them, especially if it came from him.
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Lefty Tighty, Righty Loosey by VIII_XIII
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
01 Aug 2026
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Ryland Grace can come to terms with being tranquilized, crammed into an aluminum tube strapped to two million kilograms of astrophage, and launched into deep space only to find his soulmate waiting on the other side.
Being at the opposite end of that equation when it breaks the known barriers of special relativity is a lot harder to deal with.
Or:
A dead man washes up out of Ryland Grace's own personal sea.
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I need you forever (is it love?) by Ikira
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Jul 2026
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Ryland has been avoiding him.
Not that Simon blames him. It’s one thing to be told that Simon is an experienced killer, it’s another to actually see it in practice.
After a wild Eridian creature attacks the biodome and threatens to break it open, Simon is forced to call on his old Butcher instincts to kill it before it can kill them. Afterwards, however, Ryland won't even look at him, and Simon can't help but fear that it's only a matter of time before Ryland works up the nerve to tell Simon that he can no longer stand being around him, and kicks him out of the biodome.
Then, about a week after the incident, Simon comes home to find that Ryland has prepared an extra special dinner for him. This must be it. His last meal in the biodome before Ryland sends him away forever.
Only, it turns out there may be something else behind Ryland's recent behaviour than what Simon expected...