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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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06 Jun 2026
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Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
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19 May 2026
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After three years of dating, Ron admits he cheated on Hermione for two of those years with Daphne Greengrass--and Harry knew all about it. Reeling from the betrayal by her friends and family, Hermione must rebuild her life and discover new bonds with an unlikely group including Theo Nott, Blaise Zabini, and Pansy Parkinson.
What happens when Draco Malfoy, her first and deepest love, suddenly reappears in Hermione's life and she finds that her feelings have only grown deeper with time?
OR: Hermione and Draco secretly dated at Hogwarts, he left after his trial, and now he's returned to win her back.
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- Part 1 of The AVO Chronicles
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15 May 2026
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“Nothing has changed with you,” Hermione spat harshly. “You’re still so worried about how others perceive you. Merlin forbid someone has an opinion about you that doesn’t match the image you’ve created so carefully of yourself.”
Draco's expression hardened, his eyes growing cold and unforgiving. “Why don’t you go back over to the table and nurse another gin and sulk until Potter lets you give your little ‘woe is me’ speech that you’re so bloody fond of.”
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Or: A ten-year reunion forces Hermione and Draco to confront a decade of things that they've avoided, so they elect to have it out...vertically and horizontally.
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14 May 2026
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“It’s called a WHAT?”
“A condom. Prophylactic. Durex. Rubber. There are countless names for it…”
Back for eighth year on a Ministry sanction, Draco employs Hermione as his Muggle Studies tutor, and one lesson in particular leaves him speechless.
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14 May 2026