red_right_ankle
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Ed is very much looking forward to Stede's return after two weeks away from the inn. He has big, important plans! But those don't always work out quite right, do they?
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Ed spots a big ol’ zit on Stede’s back and he wants to pop it. And surprise! They have feelings and then they fuck about it.
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Stede picks up some fun ideas from his rebuilt book collection and Ed’s always going to yes, and? him.
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Ed hates traveling to client meetings and he wants to unwind in his hotel room at the end of the day. He derails his own plans for an early night by getting on Grindr and meeting S.
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Ed fucks Stede with a tentacle dildo, that’s it, that’s the fic.
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Fucked to Death by the Gentleman Pirate - A Love Story by ingydar
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Mar 2026
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Back in the day, this is where sex would end. With Ed, it’s different. All things are, to be fair. Friendship, affection, romance, love, sex. Completely different from the way Stede has come to know those things. Where love used to be a task, this comes easy.
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05 Mar 2026
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Ed can set his clock by his period. Has been able to for 30 years.
Except now.
17 days after he let stupid fucking Stede Bonnet come inside of him.
17 days later, and four fucking days late for his period.
He better not be fucking pregnant.
He can't keep it. He totally can't keep it. It'd be insane to fucking keep it.
Except, maybe, if he keeps it... For a little while at least.... He could keep Stede?
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17 Feb 2026
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Just Can't Get Enough by oatmilktruther for anathxmadevice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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Ed should know better.
Does know better, did know better.
Did know, when him and Stede were kissing-turned-making-out-turned-not-so-dry-humping, and he said, "Oh, you poor, needy thing, you," when he gave Ed that particular smile, the one hiding the razor glint of his canines, when he said, "Do you need to come?"
Ed absofuckinglutely knew it was a trap, and probably not a fun one.
So of course he said yes.
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26 Jan 2026
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Ed stands in front of the mirror and puts his hands on his belly. There’s nothing there, really. Just the pudge of comfort, of settling down. He purses his lips at the picture he makes. A man longing for something he can’t have.
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09 Nov 2025
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Ed Teach is at the Chicago World’s Fair debuting an exciting new invention. When he strikes up a friendship with ice cream vendor Stede Bonnet, he offers to give him a private demonstration.
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06 Nov 2025