reallyneedsalife
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- James Bond (Craig Movies) (14)
- Hermitcraft SMP (2)
- MacGyver (TV 2016) (2)
- Criminal Minds (US TV) (2)
- Star Trek (2)
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Grian stared down at the baking tray forlornly as Pearl peered over his shoulder and dissolved into giggles. At least she made an attempt at hiding them.
"Griba, how did you even manage to do that to them?" Pearl managed between her badly hidden laughs, and Grain couldn't help but smile.
"Well, it took a lot of effort and trial and error and skill involved, but mostly it involved the void eating my cookies again."
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It's New Years Eve, Boatem congregates to celebrate.
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oh star boy, there's danger in your eyes by reallyneedsalife
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
04 Oct 2023
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Jim was dead, and now he's not, but it's a close written thing, and the man who killed him was still alive. Simon makes sure he isn't for much longer.
An eye for an eye, after all.
Whumptober 2023 Day 4: "I see the danger, it's written there in your eyes."
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- Part 3 of Whumptober Fills
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dimensional delirium by reallyneedsalife for I_need_some_coffee
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
02 Oct 2023
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Pete Mitchell was having a perfectly ordinary day, until everything went wrong.
His friend was dead, he was sticking to things all over the place, and a very hot very confused man was spat through a whirlwind at his feet. Literally.Whumptober 2023 Day 2: Delirium
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- Part 2 of Whumptober Fills
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a pause is just a plaster by reallyneedsalife
Fandoms: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek
02 Oct 2023
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Ortegas isn't magically fixed once the Enterprise moves out of the nebula, and she successfully gives the Bridge Crew a heart attack.
Whumptober 2023 Day 1: "How many fingers am I holding up?"
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- Part 1 of Whumptober Fills
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Everyone keeps telling Mac he has a crush on Frankie, so it must be true, right?
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- Part 1 of don't call it love
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call it dumb,
call it luck,
just whatever you do,
don't call it lovea series of works that basically consist of me firing the aromantic and / or asexual beam at characters
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my 00Q Wingfic AU all in one place
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Whumptober Fills by reallyneedsalife
Fandom Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Top Gun (Movies)
04 Oct 2023
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Fics completed for 007 Fest or with Fest prompts, primarily the former
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Marinette sees one of her commissions on drag performer Chat Noir and a friendship is born. If only she could get her girlfriend Adriana to go to one of his performances…
Adrien plays with a new side of himself through drag with some help from his new online friend Ladybug. If only his newfound confidence could help him work up the courage to tell his boyfriend Marino about it…
Closeted T4T Drag AU based on buggachat’s tumblr post with lots of extra identity shenanigans.
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18 Jul 2026
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these eyes of mine, see their sins, know i repent by Yylfinn_00
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Sep 2023
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Everything may have turned out okay for Class 1-A after they summoned a mysterious, eldritch being right into their living room, but it might not have been. And because they still don't know this 'Xelqua's' intentions with their students, that means their teachers are going to have to invite the being back for a little chat.
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Aizawa Shouta is going to murder both his students and Endeavor - if he can survive meeting with a being well beyond his paygrade.
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dadzawa looks at grain is like 'threat?' hears tragic backstory and says 'no, new son' lol
(this is the seond part in a series! I recommend reading the first part bc otherwise this will make so sense but also lol idk do want you want man i cant stop you.)
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- Part 2 of The Patron of 1-A
Bookmarked by reallyneedsalife
17 Jul 2026
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Of Blondes and Bluffing Attorneys by BitterQueenBean
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Legally Blonde - All Media Types
03 Feb 2021
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The first time Elle Woods encounters Phoenix Wright, it’s in Lecture Hall Three of Ivy University.
It would be difficult not to notice him, Elle supposes. With his spiked hair, pink-knitted sweater, and earnest eyes, he stands out amongst all the other Pre-Law students attending her lecture. So when the young man seeks her out while the rest of his classmates file out into the hall, Elle can’t help but feel compelled to listen.
Also known as snapshots of random moments of Elle's and Phoenix's friendship.
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12 Jul 2026
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forty years in the wilderness (and the following holiday weekend) by sunsmasher
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
08 Feb 2019
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Miles Edgeworth comes home five weeks after Phoenix finishes rebuilding the jury trial system with his own two fucking hands.
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12 Jul 2026
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Merope, Dimmest of the Pleiades by Calicomouse
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
08 Jul 2026
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“Oxygen. Bunsen burner. Bonded with tape.” I say, pointing to each object in turn. “Grace. Merope. Bonded with Dust.”
Rocky stays quiet a moment. I’m sure he’s finally got it.
“Dust, question?”
Merope groans.A his dark materials crossover au! Everything is the same except humans have daemons. You do not need to have read his dark materials, but it might help if you have.
Bookmarked by reallyneedsalife
07 Jul 2026