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Power of Friendship Bracelets by ratpilled
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 May 2025
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It's a depressing day more often than not for John Walker at the New Avengers Watchtower. Luckily, on one of these days, everyone's favorite Robert "Bob" Reynolds comes to make the end of this day better, with a bracelet.
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pick-up basketball by ratpilled
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 May 2025
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John Walker tries to impress a certain guy during a pick-up basketball game. It doesn't go down how he wanted.
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inspired by a tweet I saw: "john walker the kinda guy to say 'this one's for you babe' before absolutely failing to dunk a basketball"
it's not exactlyyyy the tweet but i must give credit where it's due
Recent bookmarks
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a first course in anthro-eridian sexuality studies by falling_cosmos
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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Grace creates a log of he and Rocky's relationship that he sends back to Earth as proof of their love.
Humanity has a lot to say.
Grace and Rocky find their own voice, solar systems away.
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- English
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by ratpilled
19 Jun 2026
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it’s ok im ok; you can have him by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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“This is not fair! How could my Grace do this to me? He took on a mate!” Rocky yelled angrily.
Now that caught Adrian’s attention. He paused his work and tilted his carapace to properly regard Rocky. “So that’s the problem. And the reason you're acting like this,” he commented.
“What do you think?” Rocky snapped. “You did not tell me about this! So imagine my surprise when I learned that Grace has been courting—and being courted by—some random Eridian you picked up off the streets!”
He pushed himself upright, stomping angrily around the room while Adrian simply watched.
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or grace and his new bodyguard becomes mates, rocky is left reeling at the fact that he was not the first choice on that matter even if he made it clear he wanted for him and grace to be mates (except grace is highly oblivious)
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- Part 2 of works by hugo 🌼🌼
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- English
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- 8,891
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17 Jun 2026
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Human Relief Aid by OrangeGaytor, Sevvyhonda
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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“Rocky,” I say. “Is this a … a fleshlight?”
“No. Fleshlight is specific Earth product. This Rocky human relief aid prototype. Same function, different origin.”
Well, asked and answered, I guess.
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16 Jun 2026
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Star Thrum by Totallyottie99
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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Eridians fall in love hard.
Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.
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spiracle by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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“Wet.” They whispered then, sounding awed, pulling their claw away from his face to marvel at the salty tears staining the mesh suit which encased their body. “Wet wet wet. Oh this is—this is—” Ash brought their hand back down to Grace’s face, swiping it over both cheeks with a happy trill.
“Intoxicating.”
And then they wiped the tear soaked palm down their carapace, leaving a filmy streak on the suit in its wake.
“Wet, so wet and leaky, so wet and leaky and beautiful just for me, oh, oh Savior Grace–” They brought their hand back to his cheeks and swiped away the remaining wetness that stained them and then they— they—
Grace watched on in horror as they lowered the wet and tear-soaked claw to their ventral seam, stroking it over their most vulnerable area with a shudder and high-pitched moan.
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or, alternatively: a 'crazed fan' breaks into Grace's dome to have their way with him.
Bookmarked by ratpilled
14 Jun 2026